Health: Smoking is bad

Smoking is bad

By ID10t - 10/11/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, I was on my back porch having a cigarette. Not being all that awake yet, I threw the butt, still smoldering, on the ground. Did I remember that there was an ashtray right next to me? No. I did what I would do at work; I stamped it out. Barefoot. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2011 00:21 - United States

Today, I went outside for a cigarette since I don't like smoking in the house. When I was done, I stomped it out. I wasn't wearing shoes. FML

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Smoke 'em while you can

By OuttaNowhere81 - 15/05/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 15:30 - United States

Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML

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By RingofFire - 03/06/2016 23:23 - United States - Edenville

Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML

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By anonymous - 05/02/2014 02:48 - United States

Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML

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By nimrod23 - 18/10/2009 09:28 - Australia

Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML

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By smoker - 26/01/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work, and in my car I had two drinks settled down in my cup holder. One was my coffee, and the other was an unfinished cup of coffee where I ash and toss my cigarettes. FML

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From bad to worse

By Anonymous - 15/08/2013 19:04 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, I had an awful day and angrily threw a glass at the wall. Needless to say, I didn't feel like cleaning it up, and I took a nap, intending to do it later. I thought I would remember the bits of glass everywhere when I woke up. I didn't, but my feet soon did. FML

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By anonymous - 02/02/2010 17:32 - France

Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML

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By kaycie_lynn - 19/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML

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KarelPhoenix 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 12:14

You sir, are an idiot. Smoking kills. Dx

NathanKett 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 12:20

1st person is right. I shall wait for the 'I smoked and now I have lung cancer' FML.

Comments

Maddy121 0

Monday 3 May 2010 5:35

YDI FOR LITTERING! Smoking is stupid too, but dont litter the planet with your disgusting cigarettes. I hope your foot hurts OP

janes1231234 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 6:11

first of all moron, every cigarette u smoke takes approx. 6 minutes off ur life.

handytaco 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 19:08

Everyone saying YDI for smoking is a moron. The guy is clearly aware of the risks that are involved in smoking, and it's his decision whether he continues. A close relative would have reasons for wanting him to stop, but seeing as he is nothing to any of you it just seems like you don't really care and just want to be controlling by being all like "omg y do u smoke its rly stpud ur gna die in lyk 3 yrs lololol"

Ilynicotine 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 6:17

When ever you can. Dont wear shoes. I used to burn my feet putting out smokes all the time. But then I stopped wearing shoes around home. Now my feet are tough enough to put out my smokes without feeling a thing. Btw I have anxiety and having a smoke regulates my breathing and stops me having a panic attack :) smoking isn't all bad. I agree it is not healthy but margerine is also proven to call cancer. :)

ChloroformPanda 21

Sunday 30 January 2011 8:48

>margerine is also proven to call cancer. >>margerine >>>call cancer What?

YUNO_fml 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 3:08

shut up evryone people smoke. who knows? he could have been forced to have one and he liked it and got addicted. people get addicted to things. like you guys got addicted to drinking anal lube. fml poster, fml. I sicerly hope you get un-addicted to smoking.