Smoking is bad

By ID10t - 10/11/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, I was on my back porch having a cigarette. Not being all that awake yet, I threw the butt, still smoldering, on the ground. Did I remember that there was an ashtray right next to me? No. I did what I would do at work; I stamped it out. Barefoot. FML
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KarelPhoenix 0

You sir, are an idiot. Smoking kills. Dx

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NathanKett 0

1st person is right. I shall wait for the 'I smoked and now I have lung cancer' FML.

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potatopeeler 0

You think that hurt? Wait until your cancer.

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jillz 0

so if you were at work, you'd just throw it on the ground and stamp it out? please stop using the ground as your ashtray/trashcan. the world is not a giant ashtray. people like you are why I see cigarrette butts on the streets, in front of stores, parks, beaches, etc. I wish the wind would come and blow every butt you try to toss straight down your throat. YDI

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sjks 0

BECAUSE SMOKING IS THE ONLY THING THAT WILL EVER GIVE YOU CANCER! Guys, everything gives you cancer. Any one living in a city...chances are the air quality is worse than dealing with secondhand smoke every now and then. And i'm sure plenty of you non-smokers don't have perfect diets and exercise daily. I'm sure plenty of you are just as likely to get cancer as a smoker from other things you do in your life, but no one gives you shit about it. BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO DO WHAT YOU WANT. As we all know now, EVERYTHING gives you cancer. I say this tongue in cheek but with the studies going around these days, it seems everything really does. Bottled water for example...remember when they claimed potatoes caused cancer? If you aren't a picture of PERFECT health, as in you grow all your own food and live where the air is pure, then you really can't say anything because you aren't that healthy either. Smoking isn't healthy --neither is McDonalds, but we have the CHOICE to smoke/eat/drink whatever we want.

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blacklite69 0

Man, you must have thin skin on ur feet... I used to do that all the time, on purpose, it didn't even hurt...

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nokillnobeepbeep 0

You must have some really callous feet. Do you not lotion your feet!? Well, at least you can sand-down your hardwood floors without buying sandpaper.

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youlose_ 0

ydi for smoking you stupid ****!

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Stroomer 0

Hahahaha... Could see this debate coming.. I can see how you don't like to inhale second hand smoke. That's why I smoke only when I'm alone or with other smokers. Yet the government health agencies agree that that the most lethal self-induced conditions stem from being overweight. Let's be honest, a lot, and I mean A LOT of you people are overweight. So please, before going "YDI" on a smoker, go stand on a scale.

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GreenHacker 0

And before commenting on someone's weight, go buy an ashtray and stop littering.

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starvingxartist 0

Christ, I am so sick of every single smoking story everyone going "YDI for smoking!" Like, really, can you just get over it and move on to the actual FML for once because smoking or not smoking is not the issue, nor does anyone care about your opinion.

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