Thief and Money: Smooth criminal

Smooth criminal

By omgfmlhard - 11/05/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, I walked into Best Buy to buy a 42" widescreen TV I'd been saving up for many months. As I walked in, a man stopped me and handed me my wallet that I'd accidentally dropped. I thanked him. Five minutes later at the checkout, I opened up my wallet to realize it was empty. He had stolen everything. FML

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By whyymee - 05/03/2010 07:50 - United States

Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML

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By Recon - 17/03/2009 12:16 - Switzerland

Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML

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By Frasier - 10/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML

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By clip_kate - 01/07/2016 02:36

Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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The cat's out of the bag

By Anonymous - 26/03/2024 14:00 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I was shopping with my husband. At the self-checkout, one of the items I was buying for him as a gift didn’t register. As we were walking out, I get stopped and escorted to the loss prevention office, where I was accused of stealing. FML

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By whaaaaat111 - 09/03/2013 12:04 - United States - Vienna

Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML

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Stars of CCTV

By lobotomized - 13/07/2009 03:15 - United States

Today, a couple came into the gas station where I work to ask for directions. While I was giving the woman directions (and even writing them down to be as helpful as possible), the man stole my wallet out of my purse that was sitting on the other end of the counter behind a display. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2013 04:39 - United States - Cleveland

Today, at the supermarket, a man collapsed. I gave CPR while the cashier called for help. During this, the other patrons were complaining that no other register was open. Once the ambulance arrived, I returned to my cart to find items removed and 40 dollars taken from my purse. FML

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Smooth criminal

By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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jakkal 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 9:47

So after losing your wallet you waited until you were at the cashier to check if all your cash was still there??

vxjazz 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 9:43

Uh... do you mean you were carrying all that money in cash? If it was a card then it wouldn't matter, he couldn't use it...

Comments

VirminLord 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 9:46

What moron would give you back the wallet AFTER he took out all the cash?

yellowvsucks 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 10:23

YDI for dropping your wallet! You're lucky you got it back, and should be thankful someone didnt run off with the whole thing, or else you would have had to get a new drivers license, and you'd be out a wallet too! Be more careful with your shit! :P

ojdajuiceman 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 10:33

I don't believe this. Clearly you people do not carry around cash. Anyone who has ever had cash knows that anything over $500 dollars is very bulky in a wallet. You'd notice it missing imediately. You generally can't get more than $250 from an ATM, therefore this cash must have been either A.) in lower bill denominations because it was saved and not from a bank or B.) From a bank, and this idiot actually went there and got 100's to look like a gangster. C.) The money was in credit or debit cards, which are very noticeable if they're stolen, however useless to the person who steals them! Or, the final option, this guy is lying!

Eskiimo_fml 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 12:55

YDTO Normal people don't carry large wads of cash. Are you normal? You lying scum.

karounos 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 15:07

always purchase with a card :D

nodbor 11

Wednesday 13 May 2009 19:55

bs, if he was the one that took your money, he would not want you to see his face.

CowGoesMoo 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:38

It would be SO OBVIOUS if you had suddenly 1000 dollars less in your wallet. This is very fake. And, besides, who pays for stuff like that in cahs???

ObadiahtheSlim 2

Wednesday 13 May 2009 21:15

Sounds a bit fake or you are a moron for not checking your wallet when you got it back.

mattmalin11 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 0:30

Use Buy(.)com. We got a 65" for about as much as a 37"

paks7 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 6:17

i agree that this is most likely fake because you would obviously notice a huge bulk in your wallet gone but for all the people saying get a credit card....i certainly don't want to be dealing with that right now. I'm in college and definitely don't have a steady income so I wouldn't be able to guarantee that I could make payments. it would be absolutely irresponsible of me to get one.