Awkward, Dating, First Dates and Love: Smooth Operator

Smooth Operator

By kingpig - 02/02/2012 18:00 - Sweden

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2010 11:28 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML

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By scared - 02/10/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML

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You deserved it 3 443

By Lilly - 02/10/2013 12:43 - United States - Conway

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Storm - 23/09/2011 03:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

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You deserved it 5 946

By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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By great. - 02/01/2013 18:59

Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML

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By krisx3ftw - 11/01/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

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You deserved it 5 749

Mixed signals

By Brianna Michelle Ferrell - 21/09/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML

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You deserved it 168

By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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You deserved it 4 381

By maddieex - 04/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML

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You deserved it 3 291

Blackmail111 9

Thursday 2 February 2012 22:40

Comes back when you leave* I got you a car made of pure gold honey! Surpr- Hey where did she go?!?!?

sugaryspice 5

Thursday 2 February 2012 22:40

What a jerk!

Comments

kittykatnpuppy 4

Friday 3 February 2012 8:41

that really is a fml

asherm 15

Friday 3 February 2012 9:02

What an ass! He could at least man up and use his words like a big boy, perhaps tell you he's not interested. And pay his own bill. Sorry OP hope you find guy who treats you good!

Kingshitkeyes 0

Friday 3 February 2012 9:36

That's hilarious. I'm going to do that on my next bad date.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 3 February 2012 15:27

Nice to know you called yourself a bitch!

Princesswarrior 0

Friday 3 February 2012 10:39

Awww Bae I'm Sorry We Finnah Get Him Though Let's Send Him A Shit Pie !

OGReaper 2

Friday 3 February 2012 10:57

now thats f'ed up

HannahWho 8

Friday 3 February 2012 11:31

Usually FML makes me laugh but this honestly has to be one of the saddest ones I have read. What type of asshole leaves a girl at a restaurant? That is just one of the rudest things besides stabbing someone in the face and kicking their baby over a wall.

Mental1942 6

Friday 3 February 2012 11:35

If that kind of thing happened to me then that would be when the punching bag fell from the ceiling it was hanging from

Mental1942 6

Friday 3 February 2012 11:37

If he's that much of an ass then he doesn't deserve a crush

takenover 15

Friday 3 February 2012 11:47

I am sorry this happened to you.

Ugi 26

Friday 3 February 2012 12:45

This is the sort of behavior that gives men a bad name. This creature needs a hearty slap and immediate ejection from the human race. Don't take it personally OP. He's just an ass.