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You, my friend, are an idiot.
Fyl ahhaha I sound like such an ass rightnow
I feel bad for your buddies. I would have just left you there
if u were on a road trip shouldn't you have had another pair of pants?
metalfan: Because no one had discovered it until the OP opened the door, duuuuuuh. I think it took you exactly zero seconds to think before you typed. :D
2 inches?! he said up to his knees! so this is even more of a fake attention seeking cockmeister douche bag.
Yep, I agree. Ditch the pants. Even if you don't have spares. I'd do it. Even though I know any guys on the trip would be staring. Unless you're going comando. Then take a pair of sissors and cut em-off. Better than smelling like shit the entire car ride.
that sucks :(
no I would of taken everything I ******* needed and wanted for the shit on me-the least they can do
Take off the pants
haha
third and that sucks. I once accidently kicked over a canister full of moldy water and soaked my pants. the kicker was I was 3 hrs from home and a fresh pair of pants
Cool story, wish I could read it.
Haha I love you snickerdoodles :P
#6: Interpreting the sentence, "I was 3 hrs from home and a fresh pair of pants"... You're assuming: "I was [3 hrs from home] and [a fresh pair of pants]" Failing to assume "I was 3 hrs from [home and a fresh pair of pants]" was your own elementary-school-level fault, not the fault of the commenter you were criticizing.
you fail at being funny.. but win at being obnoxious. you don't need to ruin EVERY single FML with your stupid comments on other people's errors.. they're just little stories for entertainment ..not a ******* English exam.
#45: So you're saying you recognized #4's intent and chose to ignore it in order to be a jackass for no good reason, then implying that I didn't do exactly the same? Heh.. I think you're a little lacking in the logic department.
Cmon, Snickerdoodles [were] just having some fun... Don't make a grammar exercise out of FML, retard. If you're that good at linguistics, go to one of those super nerdy seminars in your average community college and keep that kinda shit to yourself instead of ******** on people here. Oh and by the way, you talk like an arrogant douche. Not cool.
#52: You seem to be under the impression that sarcasm exempts you from the responsibility of a dumb decision. Of course you recognized what #4 MEANT, but the problem is that the comment you think was a "joke" (#6) just doesn't work when the grammar you're trying to make fun of had nothing wrong with it. To put it in other words, you were calling #4 out for ambiguity, but ambiguity in that type of phrase is normal and prevalent (because anyone with a brain can choose the correct interpretation based on context). That leaves your comment as unfunny, unprovoked, and just plain rude.
amen.
win discussion
I agree with 49. You don't have to be a grammar Nazi. It's not like there's any extreme importance on getting spelling and such done right on fmylife.
I remember the days when you could tell a joke and people would understand it was a joke. ... Those were the good ol' days :')
Snicker: he was both. :p
mcgangbang: You win this argument simply for having the name "mcgangbang."
57, you're my hero :3
Sue the gas station for damages to personal property. It probably won't be worth it but it might make you feel better.
If you ate serious: I hate you. if you are kidding: I still hate you. That "joke" validates the actions of others to "sue for damages". Yeah, sometimes it's valid, but most of the time it's just money grabbing.
You were on a road trip... But didn't have any other clothes you could've grabbed and changed into?
good point
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So the door to a gas station washroom was watertight, eh? And it opened out, rather than opening in? And the water in the bathroom was much much higher than your knees, since you were outside the bathroom upon opening it? And no employees nor visitors had opened that door for however many hours it would have taken for that much water to build up? And you opened the door wide enough to actually be hit with the majority of the water flow, fast enough that you didn't notice the problem in time? Okay, I believe you. Just checking.
You were on a road trip... But didn't have any other clothes you could've grabbed and changed into?