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unfortunately, 127 has to try extra because she is ugly
wow. that was beyond uncalled for.
You're a prick 162.
glarg. don't encourage him, silly.
Either you're just really dumb, or you're new to FML. Either way, yes. This is accessed worldwide. With your repost below me, I'd say you're new to FML.
hahaha. lovelove, 214. (btw, wtf do i call you?) i'm crossing my fingers for sarcasm. pleaaassseee be sarcasm, mr. spaceboy.
Spaceboy, it made sense, if you'd read our posts up there ^^. dncr- Call me Steph. It's easier. And you are.....? cappytan! What do I call you... :/
Steph! Abigail is me. (:
Lol, I don't care if you guys give me nicknames, more anonymity for me! :D Tony, as in Tony the Tiger? And she prefers Abby-diddle.
Also, who's Hanna? :p
i did it for you, spaceboypersonthing: spanning or extending throughout the entire world; "worldwide distribution"; "a worldwide epidemic" captain, we need a **** day errywhere. edit: huh. how did this end up here?
but the only other person i apparently had fml sex with was a laddyyy! it has to be yours, babydaddy.
Hey! Abby! I have a penis. It just comes out after midnight. :/ How else would I rape you both? :D
call me "Abby" and die. (: AND YOU HAVE A 'NIS? no wonder i'm so goddamn attracted to you.
I have both a diddle and a vajayjay.
oh you are just so mean. NO ONE CALLS IT A DIDDLE!
I do. You also just said that word! :D
Yeah. Did you like it? And call me a 'she'... only the special ones are allowed to know about my giant schlong.
BWAHAHA. My comment got moderated. I can't remember what I said, though D;
Probably.
Keywords
probably got his attention.
NOTE. That never works. Fail.