Smooth operator

By Nic - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 953
You deserved it 46 059

Same thing different taste

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unfortunately, 127 has to try extra because she is ugly

wow. that was beyond uncalled for.

randomgirl92 4
SkyPirates 0

all the crazy sh*t I did tonight…

spaceboyftw 0

im going to be honest here...#162 that was funny. but still mean

glarg. don't encourage him, silly.

spaceboyftw 0

theres other countries?!?!?!?

Either you're just really dumb, or you're new to FML. Either way, yes. This is accessed worldwide. With your repost below me, I'd say you're new to FML.

hahaha. lovelove, 214. (btw, wtf do i call you?) i'm crossing my fingers for sarcasm. pleaaassseee be sarcasm, mr. spaceboy.

spaceboyftw 0

yea im new so what. worldwide?? ........ dictionary.com here i come

spaceboyftw 0

what the hell captain. that didn't make sense

Spaceboy, it made sense, if you'd read our posts up there ^^. dncr- Call me Steph. It's easier. And you are.....? cappytan! What do I call you... :/

Lol, I don't care if you guys give me nicknames, more anonymity for me! :D Tony, as in Tony the Tiger? And she prefers Abby-diddle.

spaceboyftw 0

...theres other countries?!?!?!

i did it for you, spaceboypersonthing: spanning or extending throughout the entire world; "worldwide distribution"; "a worldwide epidemic" captain, we need a **** day errywhere. edit: huh. how did this end up here?

but the only other person i apparently had fml sex with was a laddyyy! it has to be yours, babydaddy.

Hey! Abby! I have a penis. It just comes out after midnight. :/ How else would I rape you both? :D

call me "Abby" and die. (: AND YOU HAVE A 'NIS? no wonder i'm so goddamn attracted to you.

I have both a diddle and a vajayjay.

oh you are just so mean. NO ONE CALLS IT A DIDDLE!

I do. You also just said that word! :D

Yeah. Did you like it? And call me a 'she'... only the special ones are allowed to know about my giant schlong.

BWAHAHA. My comment got moderated. I can't remember what I said, though D;