Health, Accident and Awkward: Smooth shower moves

Smooth shower moves

By Anonymous - 29/06/2023 11:00

Today, my wife tried to join me in the shower to be sexy, only I was shampooing so when I turned round and felt someone in the shower with me, I panicked and we both fell and got stuck in the bottom of the bath. Our kids had to come and help, because my wife had a broken arm and we couldn’t move. FML

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By JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

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By cfaul001 - 29/02/2012 17:41 - United States

Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting wedged in the bathtub. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2015 13:24 - United States

Today, while enjoying a truly epic move from my wife in the hotel shower, I managed to accidentally pull the "grab bar" from the wall and clock her in the side of the head. Three stitches at the Urgent Care later, she's explaining to the entire waiting room how it happened. FML

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Steamy

By Hotdamn - 21/03/2016 04:32 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML

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By hunchback of notre bite - 09/08/2013 22:23 - Korea, Republic of

Today, I was in the shower with my boyfriend, and things started to get heated. That's where it all went to hell; I slipped and fell, bringing down with me the curtain and grooming products, and putting my back out. There goes my sex life. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 03:20 - United States - Auburn

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

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By xo007 - 04/11/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML

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Kinky

By sad_dad - 24/10/2009 17:35 - Canada

Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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Crash

By Anonymous - 29/05/2019 20:00

Today, my girlfriend and I tried to have sex in the shower. While trying to support her weight, as we got into things, I slipped backwards on the wet floor and fell through the Pyrex side of the shower, with her crashing down on me. I now have bits of Pyrex in my back and have to replace the shower side. FML

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Anderling 32

Thursday 29 June 2023 12:07

If all else fails you can pretend that you were helping each other shampoo. Depending on how young the kids are they might accept that as “Oh yeah mommy and daddy help me do that too”. Either way though, yikes. That can’t have been fun for anyone.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Friday 30 June 2023 2:48

Welcome to the first meeting of the "Never watched Psycho" Club

Comments

Anderling 32

Thursday 29 June 2023 12:07

Charlie Given 26

Thursday 29 June 2023 13:55

UMMMM 🤔 like how the fuuuuck does that happen and sorry for your wife's arm. Time to invest in some non-slip strips for the bottom of your bathtub 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 29 June 2023 15:31

With all of the soaps, shampoos and conditioners in the shower, was there at least some brain bleach for those poor kids?

spinningrecords 14

Thursday 29 June 2023 16:59

I’m guessing too much prison time on your part. Why else would you panic when joined in your own shower?

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Friday 30 June 2023 2:48

Welcome to the first meeting of the "Never watched Psycho" Club

bazjack 26

Saturday 1 July 2023 4:06

OK, you have some good kids. If my mom and dad, when I was a kid, had called me into the bathroom and they were naked and soapy and stuck in the tub, I would have thrown a towel over that, noped out of there, and called 911.