Facebook, Social Media and Love: Smothered

Smothered

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 8 115

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By AlonsoKold - 07/04/2014 23:39 - United States - Jackson

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML

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By jonnah - 05/03/2010 13:06 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML

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By migsman - 15/09/2010 02:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML

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By Lennie Mcfish - 28/08/2018 01:30

Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML

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By clingmaster - 09/09/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML

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By I wasn't being clingy geez - 23/10/2016 17:18 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML

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By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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You deserved it 6 279

By Anonymous - 21/12/2012 00:37 - Norway - T?nsberg

Today, I sent a cute, jokey text to my girlfriend saying, "Just in case the world ends, I love you." Not only did she dump me because I was an "idiot for believing in the doomsday", which I don't, she also wrote a Facebook status about it. Now everyone thinks I'm mentally unstable. FML

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You deserved it 7 094

By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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ariannaimelda 7

Saturday 27 August 2011 6:57

She just couldn't handle it because it's facebook official.

Sha41491 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 7:05

she's cheating

Comments

JustJaredfied 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 6:17

She's a bitch, dump her

stars_fan 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 10:28

She is cheating on you

SlickWillyTFCF 5

Sunday 28 August 2011 22:22

She's worried about some other dude she's friends with on Facebook seeing it. Get rid of her cause she's probably letting some other dude wreck it when she's not with you.

Kap10 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 22:41

She dont want her sanchos her to Knoow.!lol.

laxgirl313 0

Monday 29 August 2011 3:55

Well it really depends on how long you two have been together!

bkaiser124 0

Monday 29 August 2011 8:11

More girls do that than you think! It makes the relationship wierd for the next few days

AcidRaen 4

Monday 29 August 2011 8:14

I don't get what's so wrong about saying how you feel about the person you're with on their facebook wall. It shows that you're not afraid to say it in front of your friends and family. I had an ex where he thought i was "obsessed" with him because i would post on his wall or mention him in my status once in a while. He was my bf and i am so glad he's not anymore because i have found someone who loves me for me and we share the same feelings for each other. Also that ex i was talking about texted me one day and said i was "obsessed" with my bf that im with now because i say i love in every post i put on his wall. Well guess what i blocked that ex and deleted his number. Haha well sorry bout the life story. But yeah OP if she freaked out over that then maybe you shouldnt be with her

juturnaamo 29

Monday 29 August 2011 8:53

Or maybe some people just don't feel that the entire planet has to be privy to their personal life. Or maybe OP has a history of being insecure. Or maybe OPs GF has seen the wall to wall with his ex gf and doesn't feel posting this stuff online is anything special.

Daralea 21

Tuesday 30 August 2011 22:41

I'm with 150 on this. I love my boyfriend but if he ever posts anything mushy and romantic publicly on my wall, I reserve the right to make fun of him. ;)