Facebook, Social Media and Love: Smothered

Smothered

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 885

You deserved it 8 115

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By AlonsoKold - 07/04/2014 23:39 - United States - Jackson

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML

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By jonnah - 05/03/2010 13:06 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

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You deserved it 5 293

By Anonymous - 31/03/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML

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You deserved it 5 086

By migsman - 15/09/2010 02:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML

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You deserved it 19 210

By Lennie Mcfish - 28/08/2018 01:30

Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML

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You deserved it 533

By clingmaster - 09/09/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 818

You deserved it 4 672

By I wasn't being clingy geez - 23/10/2016 17:18 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML

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You deserved it 838

Well played

By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 763

You deserved it 6 279

By Anonymous - 21/12/2012 00:37 - Norway - T?nsberg

Today, I sent a cute, jokey text to my girlfriend saying, "Just in case the world ends, I love you." Not only did she dump me because I was an "idiot for believing in the doomsday", which I don't, she also wrote a Facebook status about it. Now everyone thinks I'm mentally unstable. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 550

You deserved it 7 094

By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 800

You deserved it 5 956

ariannaimelda 7

Saturday 27 August 2011 6:57

She just couldn't handle it because it's facebook official.

Sha41491 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 7:05

she's cheating

Comments

Gfrigo 1

Saturday 27 August 2011 20:38

OP is a stage 5 clinger lol.

UhLeeUh 6

Saturday 27 August 2011 21:32

She's dumb.

salvation56 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 22:06

Dude Facebook destroys lifes...don't you know that

mikaylajarvis 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 22:27

poor guy well time passes and shell figure out what she's losing :P

ibeezy92 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 22:38

Lmaoooo.

aimeesea75 16

Sunday 28 August 2011 1:13

I'd be grateful for a guy to actually let it be known that we're together. Wow. She doesn't deserve it.

Qball_LAX 7

Sunday 28 August 2011 1:18

She's clearly cheating on you, and has lead the other man to believe you're on th skids. That or the other guy thinks you're broken up. This is classic cheater behavior. Dump her now.

RedPirate 3

Sunday 28 August 2011 1:50

What the heck's the point in writing that crap on someone's wall? Why don't you get your butt and tell her in person? I'd be pissed if my boyfriend wrote stupid crap like that on my wall too, but thankfully he'd never do that because he's not an idiot toolbag. YDI.

bugsGoRawr 7

Sunday 28 August 2011 18:31

Dude, chill the frick out. It's not that big of deal, my gosh. I don't know who would want to date you if you'd get annoyed at something so small like that...

SGT_DBL 15

Sunday 28 August 2011 18:32

I don't agree with you... but I gotta say... "Idiot Toolbag" is a VERY interesting insult. I'm trying to envision what manner of toolbag an Idiot might own and wondering how it could translate into an insult.

AcidRaen 4

Monday 29 August 2011 9:06

Okay well some people are in long distance relationships and cannot say it in person every day... And before anyone says anything about long distance relationships just think before you speak and in this case type. There are all kinds of relationships so to some people it is sweet to get a wall post from their boyfriend and to other's like OP's girlfirend I guess its not. I am in a long distance relationship myself and i post sweet little notes on my bf's wall all the time.

Levvy 22

Monday 29 August 2011 20:59

An idiot toolbag includes a left-handed monkey wrench, a couple yards of shore line, a bag of pistachio nuts, an inflatable hammer, and a smoke-sifter.