Facebook, Social Media and Love: Smothered

Smothered

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 8 115

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By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2012 00:37 - Norway - T?nsberg

Today, I sent a cute, jokey text to my girlfriend saying, "Just in case the world ends, I love you." Not only did she dump me because I was an "idiot for believing in the doomsday", which I don't, she also wrote a Facebook status about it. Now everyone thinks I'm mentally unstable. FML

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By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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ariannaimelda 7

Saturday 27 August 2011 6:57

She just couldn't handle it because it's facebook official.

Sha41491 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 7:05

she's cheating

Comments

drdingus 27

Thursday 23 February 2012 0:13

Damn, I know that feel bro..

MissMeManda 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 16:41

drop the bitch!

_highandlow 5

Friday 18 May 2012 3:32

Ooooh. I hope you dumped her. Sounds like she didn't want someone else to see that on her wall…

EatZombies 10

Wednesday 9 December 2015 14:23

If there's one thing about relationships that I can be sure of, it's that it's to wait for the right moment to say "I love you." Lots of people just rush into it. It's better to wait. Although, that is kind of an over reaction xD