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By -- - 04/09/2011 16:42 - Canada

Today, at my dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves my boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with my fingers. FML

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By Bob - 22/11/2011 18:06 - United States

Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML

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By 911 - 13/11/2008 03:57 - France

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

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By Noname - 05/03/2009 19:44 - Canada

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

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By black and yellow - 21/01/2013 06:32 - United States - Salinas

Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML

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By Confused and Disgusted - 23/02/2015 23:42 - United States - Sparta

Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML

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By Silent - 18/10/2018 17:30

Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By TheStudentNurse - 18/11/2016 00:07

Today, I got bitten at work. Not by a patient's mouth, but by the false teeth they were holding in their hand as they clamped down on my arm. FML

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By Username - 15/07/2010 19:53 - France

Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML

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By Dr.Anonymous - 22/03/2014 11:56 - India - Mumbai

Today, I was treating a patient at the hospital where I'm a dentist. This particular gentleman was old and slightly deaf. After completing the procedure I gestured to the spitoon and asked him to spit. He got up, steadied himself, and spat straight in my face. FML

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bab_chik25 1

Monday 5 September 2011 0:05

You liked it.

perdix 29

Monday 5 September 2011 0:08

Stupid-flavored? What does stupid taste like?

Comments

JayJ17 7

Monday 5 September 2011 9:18

Maybe he was practicing for his dads "finger".

jren207 24

Monday 5 September 2011 9:45

At least it was safe sex. You had some rubber on your fingers ;).

jewel92 0

Monday 5 September 2011 10:22

It doesn't get any better than that

good_to_bad 3

Monday 5 September 2011 10:31

Thats...hot

mini_mouth22 0

Monday 5 September 2011 11:14

Those gloves must have been finger lickin good!!

KuroTori 2

Monday 5 September 2011 12:53

Well how on earth would he be able to uncreepily do it?

dailywhut 3

Monday 5 September 2011 13:53

ooohh. that sounds stinky.

underguarded 20

Monday 5 September 2011 14:36

I out right laughed at this. Thankfully it wasn't my fingers getting tongued.

EtcStar 4

Monday 5 September 2011 16:33

That's nasty. But my orthodontist had grape flavored gloves and I much preferred those to plain, so I kind of understand (they're not THAT good, though).