Sneaky

By Anonymous - 03/02/2014 21:29 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear. I thought it was a sweet thing to do, until I saw him open a slit in its back while visiting later in the day and removing a bag of weed. He gave me a teddy bear just so he could smuggle drugs past my parents. FML
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SundayNightSix 23

Ingenious! If only that kind of creativity could be used for something more productive..

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chocolatefrog28 29

Well, if you need a silver lining, your boyfriend is a problem solver. It's a good quality!

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weveallbeenthere 30

dumb ass. hope your dad finds it and beats his ass.

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mhc91 10

I think you should find a new boyfriend before he gets addicted

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TXFernwoods 26

You can't get addicted to pot. It's not like cigarettes where there is nicotine.

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Unluckymeow 9

You can still be addicted to using pot and getting high, which I believe is a habitual addiction.

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Rag_dollxx 21

Also due to weed being stronger now than it used to be, you can become addicted to the higher levels of THC, apparently.

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Axel5238 29

You can get addicted, it's a drug and there are withdrawal symptoms. I'd be a little weary driving around with him OP. If he get's stopped with it on him that could definitely be a problem. Lots of people tend to forget it's on them or don't see it as a problem especially in most places still illegal.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Withdraw symptoms? From weed? You ever see a "weed addict" go suck a dick for their next joint? Ever see one puke all day, but can't sleep at night, fever running high for a week? All from not getting lifted? **** no you didn't. Fool.

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hashshim 23

Marijuana is not physically addictive, meaning there are little to no withdrawal symptoms. It is, however, psychologically addictive, much like video games, sex, etc. THC is not addictive, though.

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MysticMonkey 9

Could least do it himself. He's using you, good relationship.

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WhatsOpTic 11

That guy. He's going places! Not college but places!

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ziya1999 12

Ahhh, that sucks. Seems like you need a new boyfriend.

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TXFernwoods 26

Dump him if A) You're against it or B) You're for it but he doesn't share

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HeyTherexxx 21

At least he uses his head and thought a pretty good plan through... ? FYL, OP.

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olpally 32

That's creative. Break up with him, drugs are bad mmmkay.

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