Drugs and Love: Sneaky

Sneaky

By Anonymous - 03/02/2014 21:29 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear. I thought it was a sweet thing to do, until I saw him open a slit in its back while visiting later in the day and removing a bag of weed. He gave me a teddy bear just so he could smuggle drugs past my parents. FML

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You deserved it 6 703

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Same thing different taste

By eejit - 21/02/2009 11:52 - Australia

Today, I told my boyfriend that I think teddy bears are THE most pointless and careless gift. He shyly gave me my birthday present afterwards. It was a carebear. FML

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You deserved it 67 551

Nice gesture, or something

By NoTeddies - 21/09/2016 22:48 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear keyring. I had to explain that although many grown women like cuddly toys, I don't. And even if I did, a filthy, soaking wet bear he found in a puddle on the street is not a nice gesture, despite his suggestion I can just wash it in the machine. FML

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You deserved it 1 389

By Fucked - 16/01/2009 19:38 - United States

Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML

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You deserved it 40 830

By UnknownOperation - 04/09/2012 13:51 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML

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You deserved it 3 984

By hopeless - 06/07/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML

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You deserved it 7 007

By Anonymous - 17/01/2014 22:21 - Canada - Surrey

Today, someone thought it would be funny to steal the precious stuffed bear I've had since childhood and leave a ransom note in its place. FML

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You deserved it 5 561

By junkie - 18/12/2012 18:28 - Belgium - Antwerp

Today, I hid my weed stash in a bag from an expensive jewellery store. My sister walked into my room, went "Ooh, what's this?" and grabbed the bag. I grabbed it back and ad-libbed that it was her Christmas gift. Now I actually have to buy her expensive jewellery. FML

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You deserved it 64 380

What ARE you doing?

By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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You deserved it 34 946

By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

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You deserved it 18 323

By Anonymous - 21/10/2012 18:54 - United States - Goldendale

Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML

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You deserved it 1 948

SundayNightSix 23

Tuesday 4 February 2014 1:08

Ingenious! If only that kind of creativity could be used for something more productive..

chocolatefrog28 29

Tuesday 4 February 2014 1:10

Well, if you need a silver lining, your boyfriend is a problem solver. It's a good quality!

Comments

drshn 22

Tuesday 4 February 2014 7:47

Did he give you your share ?. If not then he is useless moron.

Kateyez_26 13

Tuesday 4 February 2014 9:13

Sounds like a loser...i'd find someone better and who will actually give you a teddy bear because he's showing love instead of using it to smuggle drugs past your parents

loveleerae 3

Tuesday 4 February 2014 9:14

Dump him

StzaCrack666 18

Tuesday 4 February 2014 13:03

whatever happened to keeping your dope in your pocket? Damn I feel old.

TopHatNinja68 6

Tuesday 4 February 2014 17:18

High times

Dubeinwyo 5

Tuesday 4 February 2014 19:38

Why does he need to hide it in a teddy bear? Couldn't be just put it in his pocket? Or do your parents part him down every time he comes over?

DanielleinDC 33

Tuesday 4 February 2014 20:24

What your boyfriend did is disrespectful. If your parents have a policy against drugs in their house, he should respect that. And wouldn't they notice if he smoked it in your bedroom? Your boyfriend needs to remove the pot from your house if he wants to remain your boyfriend. And if he doesn't, you keep the teddy bear and the pot.