Sneaky

By Anonymous - 03/02/2014 21:29 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear. I thought it was a sweet thing to do, until I saw him open a slit in its back while visiting later in the day and removing a bag of weed. He gave me a teddy bear just so he could smuggle drugs past my parents. FML
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SundayNightSix 23

Ingenious! If only that kind of creativity could be used for something more productive..

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chocolatefrog28 29

Well, if you need a silver lining, your boyfriend is a problem solver. It's a good quality!

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ThickLager 5

tell that worthless chub to go pound sand. Nothing good about a worthless lazy stinky person tryin to get in your bed.

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Xotoolyxo 16

And the truth comes out, ask him to take the teddy bear and weed back

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rockhead1270 5

Maybe he didn't want your parents to find it and smoke it

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Vix_Sparda 11

and im one of the lonely single guys. nice choice. dipshit.

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squideth 18

And yet you seem so nice! Not.

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Goblin182 26

Dear OP, you are not his girlfriend, you are his drug mule. If your parents found the pot in the bear, in your room, do you thik they would belive you knew nothing about it? Do you think your boyfriend would have admitted it to them.

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thew_fml 14

do you smoke weed with your boyfriend? if so he was doing you a favor.

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Omniprism 14

Must not be that great of weed or else you would have smelled it.

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japtap81 16

Smuggle is the keyword. If u paid attention more than likely she's smoking weed too. Guys don't smuggle if the girl doesn't use. She either thought it was funny or she thought it was stupid because it wasn't necessary. Or both. So I suggest before u start going off by telling her to dump the guy, she could be doing it too and it was an extra gift to her.

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