Sneaky

By Anony Mous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend moved. I found out when I went over to surprise him with take-out food and he was pulling out of the driveway. He flipped me off as he drove past. FML
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vEEbRBEE 0

that's so ****** up

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catalystics 2

well at least now you have more food to yourself OP

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Asstazztic 8

Yea you got owned lol

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allmidnighteyes 10

I guess he doesn't like take-out food. Next time, stay in the kitchen and make something for him.

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beastpanda 0

u had to have some part in that so idk why it's such a surprise

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gennarawr 0

if you know where he moved, go trash his house. >;D teach him a lesson.

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Nocturnity 0

Am I the only one who reads "stalker" between the lines? He moves and doesn't give her his new address... And you called him your boyfriend. I've heard creepy girls call someone their "boyfriend" when it's actually just the guy they're stalking.

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SeasonedLemur 5

Yeah I'm thinking the same maybe her ‘boyfriend' would have stuck around longer if she'd stopped fedexing him her used tampons ******* stalkers!!!

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Allornone 35

dude, what is with your strange obsession with used tampons? that's the second time you've mentioned then in this FML. I think you might want to look into that...

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martron3000 5

The good news is: More food left for you ! 

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SeasonedLemur 5

sobervictim have you ever noticed how weird your hands are...

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MimiKnox 0

SeasonedLemur have you ever noticed how you don't have a profile pic and therefore have no right to judge...

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misterman2 3

64, Do you like diarrhea, or something?

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Beach4life 0

soooooooooo are u guys still together? lol

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