Sneaky
By pyrosythan - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada
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she should just not wear you're boxers at all, make her go naked. Unless shes not hot.
ashley_sparklez
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LOL my bf let me borrow his before. their so ****** comfortable
oogyboogy
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You all are so immatue I bet none of you know what it's like to find out your daugter isn't a virgin. Come on you just don't get it your all just kids
jnic
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You condone the OP's dad resorting to physical violence? I guess in your world, a teenager having sex with someone they love and are in a relationship with is far worse than attacking someone with a bat. A man in a town near me just died from being punched in the face. Yeah, that shit can happen with senseless violence like this. I don't think murder charges and a dead teenager are worth being a possessive asshole father. You don't own your daughter's virginity and body, or anyone else's. It's not the middle ages where you'd be trading her off like a piece of property for a marriage/business deal. Also, you're going to say that, I sure hope that means you would chase a girl around with a baseball bat too if you found her panties in your son's room. Because if not, you're sexist on top of being overreactive, prudish, and in support of violence.
And here I was thinking canadians were a easy going bunch.. Guess not PS: He'd kill you for sex with his daughter? Sounds like a relegious thing..
The punch thing is kinda weird, but I agree 100% with the rest :)
jnic
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Hey, I think you meant to reply to my comment? I brought up the punching thing to show how even what's seen as very typical and common violence (punching someone in the face OR chasing this guy with a bat) can end up far worse than most people expect it to.
maybe he wanted you to pitch to him instead of his daughter
Your girlfriend stole your boxers? That's an FML right there. Creepy. . .
cactus_fml
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All the FMLs involving someone "forgetting" or "leaving" their underwear somewhere boggle me. How do you forget them? You have to put them back on! I mean, you don't HAVE to, but to me it seems like the normal thing to do, considering you wore them to begin with. If you like the whole comando thing, you wouldn't have worn them to begin with... Unless you're trying to give someone a reminder or something? That's just sort of creepy. Anyways, her dad is dumb. Why would you leave your boxers over there? You wouldn't forget to put them on and you probably wouldn't give them to her as a present if she lives with her over-protective dad. FYL.
Read the last sentence, holy ******* christ.
Finland
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thats such a turn on
Thats pretty funny
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Better then mine, marine sniper, he showed all his guns and target practices to my now fiance, then waited for us to get home. we were 5 mins later and my dad cocked the pistol and told him that he had 5 mins to get off the property my fiance actually shit himself for it too.
Sucks for you, I guess she wanted a trophy of your amazing performance?