Sneaky

By pyrosythan - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's dad chased me with a baseball bat because he found a pair of my boxers in her room. They were not there because I left them there, they were there because she stole them. FML
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Taydiane 0

Better then mine, marine sniper, he showed all his guns and target practices to my now fiance, then waited for us to get home. we were 5 mins later and my dad cocked the pistol and told him that he had 5 mins to get off the property my fiance actually shit himself for it too.

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zidane312 0

Sucks for you, I guess she wanted a trophy of your amazing performance?

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spawn_of_satan 0

creepy ass girlfriend

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emcue786 0

Uh get your pops to do the same, get a gstring and put it in an obvious place!

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laomaostu 0

freaky girlfriend, better to breakup

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DrunkIrishman 0

Why? I actually would find that kind of cute and funny. It's just for fun. Nothing creepy there; not really. If she truly is a creeper that likes the smell of your skidmarks/cum left over in your boxers, then yeah, that's when you dump her. Otherwise, it's just to be a tease.

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irrelevantxx 0

Abbabahahah I just pictured that XD

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Ya know, its not weird to "steal" your boyfriend's boxers. Its a very common thing in my high school actually. Some girls even steal their guy friend's boxers. Nothing sexual about it. Its just fun. OP: That sucks, talk to your girlfriend about her crazy, over-protective dad :/

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Xrailer 0

lol my girlfriend takes all of my clothes also:P but your girlfriends dad is a psycho.

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triplethreat13 0

i don't know what's worse, the fact that your girlfriend steals your boxers or that her dad got the wrong idea and chased you with a bat.

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ihatestupidppl 0

I think the bat part is definitely worse lol. At least no physical harm could come to him from his gf stealing his undies.

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cobra1 0

Why would she do that? Even if you were sleeping together in her room and left them there, a baseball bat? One, his daughter is equally as responsible and two that's psycho.

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QuentinM95 0

definately know the feeling

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