Sneaky

By pyrosythan - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's dad chased me with a baseball bat because he found a pair of my boxers in her room. They were not there because I left them there, they were there because she stole them. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 007
You deserved it 3 262

Top comments

Taydiane 0

Better then mine, marine sniper, he showed all his guns and target practices to my now fiance, then waited for us to get home. we were 5 mins later and my dad cocked the pistol and told him that he had 5 mins to get off the property my fiance actually shit himself for it too.

zidane312 0

Sucks for you, I guess she wanted a trophy of your amazing performance?

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So basically ... she sneaked into your room or you had let her in before?

bluenote_fml 0

I call BS here. How could he tell they were yours? Your name is Calvin, right?

Easy, dad jumped to a conclusion that just so happened to be correct this time. He finds boxers in his daughters room, knows his daughter has a bf, so it easy to assume that they are her bf...

Pastor_Rich 0

sins of the flesh.... bad... get married

How about you gtfo and/or stfu before you give us normal Christians a worse image? No one cares if you disagree with sex before marriage; most religions do. Honestly, some Christians have no common sense!

atomicmrpelly 2

What is wrong with some people?! Even if you're technically too young to be having a sexual relationship that's such a messed up way to respond... seriously he should be in a home or something! You should have just stood there when he came at you with the bat, that way he either has to hit you and then you can sue him, or he just has to stop right in front of you and look an idiot.

I doubt he's to young. In Ontario the legal sex age is 14. So unless he's a 12 year old kid there is nothing wrong with him and his girlfriend being sexually active. But being chased around with a bat might be a little to much. I would of picked up the heaviest thing i saw and threw it at his head. Or I'd probably be to scared ******** myself cause we should all know that being chased around by a guy who is over protective of his daughter with a ******* base ball bat is some scary shit.

How would you feel if your, say, 12 year old daughter was getting banged by some other guy? Even 17 year old? I mean, she's still your responsibility and having sex with some guy who more likely than not isn't responsible enough to carry the relationship through, and is probably just in it for the pussy. If she's in her 20s or something, then yeah, her dad is overreacting. But otherwise, I think he's just trying to scare the shit out of the boyfriend so he doesn't try and of that crap again with his daughter. I know the boxers weren't left there, but still, it's how a normal father should react.

I can see being concerned if your daughter is 12, but 17? That's almost an adult and a bit much, don't you think? That and the fact that people have sex. It's a part of human nature and people are gonna do it regardless of what their parents say.

Nah, I know. It's true. But if you tell your parents that, especially this guy... well, good luck. It doesn't quite work like that. 17 year olds aren't adults; 18 year olds barely are even better. I guess it varies from case to case, but most of my peers -which happen to be 16, 17, and 18 year olds- shouldn't be having sex with their maturity level, but they do anyways. I have a more conservative view on sex and such, and it's probably fairly obvious. Just, I know that if/when I am a father, and the same case presented itself, I'd be glad to inherit my dad's collection of guns. Not gonna use them, just gonna scare the shit out of him. I wouldn't want my daughter thrown around like a common ***** (no offense to anyone); if she thinks she can handle a sex life without "daddy's" protection, then, in all honesty, I won't be her legal guardian anymore. I'll be her father, yes; but I won't be funding her anymore unless it's dire.

Actually, in Canada, the age of consent is 16, but with close in age exemptions for youths 14 and 15 years old, who can consent to people

ihatestupidppl 0

So at first I read "My dad's girlfriend..." and ...it was just a completely different, very strange situation in my head lol. But yeah FYL. I will never understand the psycho dad thing. I'm an only child and very much "Daddy's little girl", but my dad was always the kind of guy who trusts their kid's decision and is just happy their kid is happy. Guess I just got lucky :)

Put yourself in his situation, what would your mom think if she found some G string in your laundry? Lets just hope it was a clean pair, and not the ones you jizzed in.

Either way, your ass ain't going back. Kudos to dad for putting the fear of God in you.