Sneaky
By pyrosythan - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada
By pyrosythan - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada
YDI for letting your girlfriend's dad own a baseball bat.
my dad would do that...he threatened my first bf (NO sexual relations with, btw) with a chainsaw. :S needless to say, he didn't like my dad :P anyways my dads been a bit better lately with my other boyfriends, but if he found out about any sex, I'm sure it wouldn't just be a threat D:
LOL thats jokes! "she stole them"...
Run Forrest run!!!
That's kinds creepy dude
Not that this post isn't funny, but it'd be better if the last sentence said "they weren't mine"
How does he know they're your boxers? That is the question
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Better then mine, marine sniper, he showed all his guns and target practices to my now fiance, then waited for us to get home. we were 5 mins later and my dad cocked the pistol and told him that he had 5 mins to get off the property my fiance actually shit himself for it too.
Sucks for you, I guess she wanted a trophy of your amazing performance?