Sneaky

By pyrosythan - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's dad chased me with a baseball bat because he found a pair of my boxers in her room. They were not there because I left them there, they were there because she stole them. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 008
You deserved it 3 262

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Taydiane 0

Better then mine, marine sniper, he showed all his guns and target practices to my now fiance, then waited for us to get home. we were 5 mins later and my dad cocked the pistol and told him that he had 5 mins to get off the property my fiance actually shit himself for it too.

zidane312 0

Sucks for you, I guess she wanted a trophy of your amazing performance?

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_bbailey 0

Haha, I did that a lot with my ex. Sorry for the crazy father though, but what do you expect? :)

YDI for letting your girlfriend's dad own a baseball bat.

bubblybrooke 12

my dad would do that...he threatened my first bf (NO sexual relations with, btw) with a chainsaw. :S needless to say, he didn't like my dad :P anyways my dads been a bit better lately with my other boyfriends, but if he found out about any sex, I'm sure it wouldn't just be a threat D:

eriinbaby 0

that's odd.. but they are comfy!

itsbryn 0

how do you define a normal Christian exactly?

Not that this post isn't funny, but it'd be better if the last sentence said "they weren't mine"

How does he know they're your boxers? That is the question