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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mother told my therapist that I've been reverting to childlike behavior and she was worried about my maturity, all because I screamed hysterically after dropping a pot of boiling noodles on my lap. FML
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BlackBlazeCobra 16

What did she expect you to do? Say, "oh it appears I've dropped hot noodles on my lap. This hurts intensely." Your mother needs a reality check.

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EpicSquishii 21

Suck it up, OP. Second degree burns are a rite of passage. After this your nipples shall be gnawed off by fire ants

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MAC117 0

Your mother it seems like is the one that needs to get a therapist, getting all worked up over a normal reaction to being burned.

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Relenaz 9

What the hell????!! Has that mom never been burned in her life?? Jeeze, some people......

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aeagles 6

Drop a plate of boiling hot noodles on her lap and see how she reacts

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fantasyworld 37

"The burning hot noodles don't bother me".

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CandyLand28 0

How dumb is your mom? (•_•)/ | / / Like pour some noodles on her lap and see how she reacts. But then you have to move out and change your phone number. Have your bags readily packed.

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CandyLand28 0

Oops I messed up. Here: (•_•)/ | / /

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RichardPencil 30

Pouring hot noodles in your own lap seems pretty immature to me. I'm with Mom on this one.

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