Christmas and Intimacy: Snooping

Snooping

By Anonymous - 22/12/2012 11:15 - Australia

Today, I had a look through my dad's girlfriend's phone she left on the table. Best part: I now know what I'm getting for Christmas. Worst part: I now know my dad's favourite position. FML

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You deserved it 76 918

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By AppState - 01/03/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 312

You deserved it 27 348

By peaaaak - 03/06/2011 10:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 216

You deserved it 5 053

By AnnoyedByFriends - 08/08/2013 04:43

Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 739

You deserved it 9 703

By Anonymous - 17/08/2009 08:21 - United States

Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 956

You deserved it 5 573

By Maxime - 20/11/2008 10:19 - France

Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML

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You deserved it 9 848

Nooooo!

By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 20:28 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 931

You deserved it 43 289

Didn't see you there

By eatmyshipoopie - 18/12/2009 15:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

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You deserved it 10 159

By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 01:23 - United States

Today, as my dad was handing me my Christmas gift, he pats me on the shoulder and says, "These were mine, hope you enjoy them as much as I did." Thinking it was something special of his he wanted to hand down to me, I quickly unwrapped the box only to find old 70's porn. Merry Christmas? FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 567

You deserved it 3 394

By Anonymous - 27/12/2015 00:38 - Brazil - Itaja?

Today, my father is really enjoying the iPhone my mother gave him for Christmas. He's enjoying it so much that he's already installed all sorts of dating apps. FML

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You deserved it 1 589

You can't handle the truth!

By Anonymous - 16/11/2022 04:00

Today, I went into my dad’s phone out of suspicion and read his texts. Instant regret. He’s 65, goes to various prostitutes, mum’s oblivious, they’re happy and take care of each other. This one’s a weird one to suppress or learn to let go. FML

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You deserved it 1 519

LO388 7

Saturday 22 December 2012 18:27

That's what you get for snooping!

indielove 13

Saturday 22 December 2012 18:27

That's what you get for looking through someone's phone without their permission.

Comments

manaallovesfmls 19

Saturday 22 December 2012 20:02

Mind your own business.

mikeymayhem_87 15

Saturday 22 December 2012 20:08

Unless your Xmas wish was to find out about your Dad's sex life, then you totally deserve it!

80skid 15

Saturday 22 December 2012 20:17

If you just waited a few days, you would know what you're getting for Christmas and WOULDN'T have to know your dad's favorite position.

hobo_girl 6

Saturday 22 December 2012 20:25

So what are you getting for Christmas?

crazy4uboi 6

Saturday 22 December 2012 20:35

What did you think you would find? I mean come on!

ByronJess 17

Saturday 22 December 2012 20:40

You couldn't wait three more days?!

PandaSpots 10

Saturday 22 December 2012 20:53

What is it??

slapsface 10

Saturday 22 December 2012 21:00

Doggy style?

DrewF90 5

Saturday 22 December 2012 21:11

Don't go looking and then complain about the answers you find. Just think yourself lucky there isn't any pictures of them doing it!

jgriff79 23

Sunday 23 December 2012 5:02

Maybe there was!

vbmg152 18

Saturday 22 December 2012 21:15

I told myself & FML that I wouldn't post here anymore but, this one is irresistible! You most definitely deserve it!!

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Today, the girls from my high school still think they are too cool to associate with me. They ignored/avoided me in high school, assuming I was too weird. We could have 96+ mutual followers from our class and I still only get accepted without a follow back. What have they heard about me? FML

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Today, after waiting several hours for my foreman to drop off material, I finally got a text back from him saying "Oh sorry, I totally forgot about you. I'm at the Christmas party." The Christmas party that no one told me about. FML

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Today, I told my friends that I got a therapist this past week. Every single one of them told me to quit seeing the therapist, and to just talk to them and do more drugs to feel more numb. I don't think that's the right thing to do, and they're actually arguing with me over it. FML

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