Dirty snooper.

Why would you look through her phone in the first place?

What is wrong with you? Why were you even snooping through her phone in the first place? You are just wrong in every sense of the word wrong for it.

That's ****** up to just look at another persons phone. Your father and his girlfriend sound like they have a great relationship, and he even got you a gift, so I'm not getting why this is an fml. The stuff about his sex life is tmi, but what do you expect when you look at peoples private messages. Next time don't touch stuff that isn't yours.

Well? Whats the position?

What else would you expect when looking through your dad's girlfriend's phone?! And now there will be no surprise for Christmas, which sort of takes the fun out of opening gifts. YDI.

Yeahhh, you definitely deserved that one.

This is why you don't look through other people's stuff - YDI.

What else did you expect to find?

And the nightmares begin...