You can't handle the truth!

By Anonymous - 16/11/2022 04:00

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Today, I went into my dad’s phone out of suspicion and read his texts. Instant regret. He’s 65, goes to various prostitutes, mum’s oblivious, they’re happy and take care of each other. This one’s a weird one to suppress or learn to let go. FML
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Tee Wallisaurusrex 13

I mean... are you SURE she doesn't know? when I hit an age where I cbf boning my husband I'll be outsourcing that to a pro.

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dreams2383 18

no one is owed inheritance. you didn't earn it. someone can do whatever the hell they want with their money they earned. it's not yours.

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Tee Wallisaurusrex 13

I mean... are you SURE she doesn't know? when I hit an age where I cbf boning my husband I'll be outsourcing that to a pro.

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RichardPencil 30

The ****** are ******* you out of your inheritance and sucking off any wealthy you should be coming into!

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dreams2383 18

no one is owed inheritance. you didn't earn it. someone can do whatever the hell they want with their money they earned. it's not yours.

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Charlie Given 26

It's called sarcasm 🤦‍♂️ and Mr. Pencil is famous for it on this site and has been since the beginning!!! So get used to it 🤣 you'll know if he's being serious because he's giving good advice, otherwise he's just being sarcastically funny.

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RichardPencil 30

You can't spend your money on illegal activities.

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poopface82 19

I have to ask, what was your end game here? Do you really want to break up something that works? And what if he wasn’t? Then you’re a snooping asshole trying to find dirt on your innocent father. And if he was, well, this. You can’t win.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

I've heard of couples going through each others' phones, but going through a parent's phone? Why?

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