Sex, Virginity, Awkward, Parents and Teenagers: Snoopy

Snoopy

By Anonymous - 07/08/2009 02:10 - United States

Today, as I opened my diary to write a new entry, I noticed that every page had little side notes about what I had written. It had an extra long note on the page where I wrote about losing my virginity in great detail. All of the notes ended with "Love, Mom." FML

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You deserved it 9 019

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By Emptyspace - 25/06/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I found my long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that your mother read your diary? Finding out that your mother wrote comments in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 06:07 - United States - Cottonwood

Today, I found my diary on my mother's nightstand. Bookmarked. FML

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You deserved it 4 589

Revelation time

By Anonymous - 21/11/2009 12:56 - Finland

Today, I found out that my mom had read my diary because she was worried. She now knows details about my depression, details about my sex life, such as how I lost my virginity, to whom (I don't have a boyfriend), and what condition I was in at the time (drunk as a duck). She also showed my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 392

You deserved it 22 063

Nightmare fuel

By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 00:20 - United States

Today, I was going through my mom's old yearbook. There was a page long note from her friend talking about my mother's crazy drunk sex stories and describing multiple sexual encounters she had while on a pool table. I am deeply scarred forever. FML

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You deserved it 9 993

By sadlife - 09/07/2009 18:50 - Canada

Today, I opened my lunch in front of my friends at university. I had a note in my lunch from my mother that said "Have a good day sweetie! - Love mom". I wrote that note, and put it in my lunch to impress my friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 310

You deserved it 66 528

By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 02:47 - United States - Killington

Today, I found my childhood diary stashed in a box in the attic. I flipped to the last page and noticed a little note written by my now deceased father. It read, "Well son, this diary proves that you're a whiny asshole - Dad." Thanks Dad, from beyond the grave. FML

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You deserved it 4 501

By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 04:19 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I found one of my mom's old diaries that dated back to my infant days. I couldn't help but read a little. I'm now in great concern over how many times my mom wrote that she wanted to dunk me in the toilet or throw me against a wall. FML

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You deserved it 3 941

Everyone's a critic

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML

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You deserved it 783

By ugh - 05/06/2010 23:49 - Canada

Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML

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You deserved it 3 912

By Anonymous - 08/12/2012 19:30 - United States - Long Beach

Today, feeling very distant from my daughter recently, I decided to sneak a peek in her diary to see what was on her mind. The book was apparently one of those that play the sound of a woman screaming when opened improperly, and alerted everyone in the house to my actions. FML

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You deserved it 62 318

Jimboom 11

Friday 7 August 2009 12:10

Get your own back. Write a new entry in your diary about how you seduced your high school principle and let him snort lines of coke off your ****. Either that or "Dear diary, today I had thoughts about killing and eating my family, starting with my mother".

DirtyDiana_fml 0

Friday 7 August 2009 12:09

that sucks privacy is important she should know that.

Comments

kuntageous 0

Friday 7 August 2009 19:45

Your mom is a nosy bitch

Victoria_fml 0

Friday 7 August 2009 20:03

Sucks... You must feel so bad. FYL

paopao2 0

Friday 7 August 2009 20:29

wow thats so bougess of ur mom but YDI for not hiding it right

portablecupid 3

Friday 7 August 2009 20:51

who actually keeps a diary? youre a loser if this is real

FuzzyWalnuts 0

Friday 7 August 2009 21:15

I ******* hate parents that don't understand personal boundries. Seriously, give her the silent treatment and avoid eye contact with her for like a week. Maybe that'll give her a hint.

blondeatheartoh9 0

Friday 7 August 2009 21:19

this is a repeaaaaaaat! i read this before! why in the world would you fake something just so it appears on FML? Honestly, are you that bored? Get a life.

arsewipe92 0

Friday 7 August 2009 21:59

YDI for not hiding your diary well enough!

JTMan95 0

Friday 7 August 2009 22:12

Dear diary, My mother is a nosy, rude, annoying, fat loser.

DeathShad0 1

Friday 7 August 2009 22:14

Why do some people have a diary? Most the time It's just ******* problematic anyways and end up complaining about it. YDI, not for having a diary, but for not hiding it or locking it up.

deserved 3

Friday 7 August 2009 22:39

One time my mom was "looking for scissors" in my desk, even though there was a pair on the top of the desk... she looked in the drawers and my diary was in there and she opened it and she told me she only read part of it, but the parts she talked to me about were at the very end... She read all about my life and how my boyfriend seemed to turn me into a total ****... Hmmmmm GROUNDED.