Animals: Snow day

Snow day

By doggie_doo_face - 06/02/2010 00:50 - United States

Today, my dog accidentally crapped on her leash. When I flicked the leash to get the poo off, it went flying. Have you ever had warm poo hit you in the face on a cold day when there's 6 inches of snow on the ground? I have. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 08:13 - United States

Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML

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Slippin' and a slidin'

By Imnotfromhere - 05/03/2022 04:00

Today, my dog decided to take a poop at the top of an icy hill. Being a good citizen, I went to clean it up. Guess who slipped and wore the poop all the way down the hill… FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2019 06:00

Today, I was picking up after my dog with a poo baggie over my hand, like a mitten. Too bad the bottom ripped open and my bare hand poked through it just as I grabbed a big handful of steaming dog turd. FML

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By AD240Z - 16/12/2016 11:39

Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML

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By gera3gera - 07/10/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML

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Another fine mess

By wow - 16/05/2019 00:05

Today, I was walking my dog when he did his business. He then stepped all in it and coated his paws. As I was struggling with him, I slipped and landed butt-first into his steaming pile. My boyfriend nearly fainted from laughing. FML

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Handful

By Mary - 19/10/2009 01:11 - France

Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 17:07 - Ireland

Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML

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By anonymous - 19/02/2015 16:06 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, whilst walking to a primary school to give pupils a lesson on cleanliness, I tripped and landed on a dog turd. FML

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Morning surprise

By Anonymous - 20/10/2022 22:00 - Canada - Thunder Bay

Today, I woke up and got ready for class. I let the dogs outside while I got ready, then brought them back in. As I was putting my shoes on, I felt something warm and mushy. One of my dogs had pooped in my shoe right as I was leaving. I missed the city bus and was late. FML

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Yulia_fml 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 9:18

this gives a whole new meaning to the child's insult "poo-poo head" and why does the snow matter?

epound28 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 9:56

how did your dog shit on the leash? did you have it wrapped around it's balls? and even so, what the **** goes through your head that makes you flick the leash. flick it. what the ****? and what the **** does the snow have to do with warm shit making love to your facial pores? YDI OP, YDI.

Comments

CallMeHush 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 10:19

Feels good, don't it? 8)

summerloolooloo 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 10:21

Gross.

Gaymee 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 10:30

Oh. Now that's jut nasty. ...at least it warmed you up in the cold 6 inched snow, though. :D

advent2060 4

Saturday 6 February 2010 10:33

u totally deserve that for doing something stupid like flicking the leash towards ur face lol

xonk21 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 16:48

seriously, wipe it off on the grass or something

markisunder0ath 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 10:41

"today, I purposely pooped on my leash infront on my dumbass owner. they then proceeded to fling the poo onto their own face." IMMD

Mauskau 35

Sunday 7 February 2010 4:30

..i love you

rotwiler97 2

Sunday 7 February 2010 4:54

what's immd?

Shmekekey 0

Monday 8 February 2010 8:28

Hahahahahah. I lol'd sooo hard

judetheobvious 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 10:41

YDI for having a dog

babybubz 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 16:42

dogs are ******* awesome..

smoochiepooh213 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 11:22

damn that really sucks. i bet you learned your lesson lol.

Sheebz 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 12:03

Why r u even walking with 6 inches of snow on the ground in the firsst place? okay then, YDI for being a moron u dont have to flick thr leash the hard and high, just alil push! U had a poop bag rite? Then y didnt u use that to pick of the leash????? gosh i swear SOME people these days r idiots..

sadistmonkey 19

Saturday 6 February 2010 18:08

obviously you're not from a place where 6 inches of snow on the ground is normal

babybubz 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 3:58

...or maybe you don't know how much six inches is. cuz that much snow is really not a lot... well not enough to make sense why it was used in this post.