Sex, Gamers, Awkward and Intimacy: So frustrating!

So frustrating!

By Justawoman - 04/06/2014 15:52 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 579

You deserved it 8 639

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 047

You deserved it 8 604

By csgocockblock - 27/07/2016 17:26 - United States - Jenks

Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 447

You deserved it 2 728

Turn it off

By Anonymous - 26/03/2022 06:00

Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 162

You deserved it 172

Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 647

You deserved it 1 566

By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 036

You deserved it 8 453

The art of seduction

By Anonymous - 26/10/2020 19:58

Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 453

You deserved it 228

Hi Honey, I'm home

By seminole711 - 20/09/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, I put my sexiest lingerie on, lit candles, put some sensual music on, and got my bed ready to surprise my boyfriend when he came home. I positioned myself in the sexiest pose possible. He came home and didn't come in my room for twenty minutes because of a football game. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 150

You deserved it 6 979

By chelle - 01/05/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 97 886

You deserved it 15 676

By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

I agree, your life sucks 77 362

You deserved it 13 301

By ps3isbetterthanme - 11/12/2009 16:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling in the mood I slipped off my nightdress and looked him in the eye. He looked me up and down, smiled seductively, reached over... and turned his PS3 on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 928

You deserved it 4 329

whiskeey 14

Wednesday 4 June 2014 23:23

His priorities are messed up

Marlee141717 9

Wednesday 4 June 2014 23:25

Well, I guess he found something to do. Too bad it didn't turn out to be you.

Comments

RoaRawR 6

Thursday 5 June 2014 10:01

Because he already got all the loot you can drop

silverstream20 20

Thursday 5 June 2014 10:08

I'm sorry but when did it become a law that men can't enjoy their hobbies like video games and still spend time with their girlfriends? I mean my girlfriend wouldn't be at all upset if I wasn't in the mood and would rather play games. Instead she would fire up her laptop and join me on a Legendary farming run. Because to us spending time isn't just sex or cuddling etc it's doing things we enjoy as well and gaming is certainly one of them.

limabeans101029 20

Thursday 5 June 2014 14:50

I agree. there's nothing wrong with enjoying video games. However if your girlfriend happens to not be into video games, it's a bit rude to play them for five hours while she's with you

silverstream20 20

Thursday 5 June 2014 23:53

If that was the case sure it is kind of rude. But then, I'm still of the opinion that said girlfriend could try maybe get involved with his hobby. But if she only just wanted quality time then 5 hours might just be too long then.

pdp_fml 21

Thursday 5 June 2014 11:51

Learn how to play Diablo!

tigerely 0

Thursday 5 June 2014 12:35

Lmao and that would be my boyfriend. He already has me learning how to play all those games /.<

Melkboy 7

Thursday 5 June 2014 13:45

Why did you automatically assume boredom means he must be in the mood for sex? Should've played Diablo with him.

limabeans101029 20

Thursday 5 June 2014 14:47

It wasn't necessarily just sex that she planned to cure his boredom with. If I was really bored and my boyfriend turned up at my house I'd love it, whether it was sexual or not. And there is no denying that good sex WOULD cure boredom for an hour or so

heartsoflions 16

Thursday 5 June 2014 14:58

Diablo is amazing though..

Chasing_fml 5

Thursday 5 June 2014 15:47

You mean ex-boyfriend, right? It's fine if he doesn't want sex, but if he wants nothing to do with you when you're around, you should go and find someone who does.

ZorroRooster 19

Thursday 5 June 2014 16:15

I dont get it. I'm a hardcore gamer, but if my girlfriend crawled into bed wearing sexy time clothes, you can be damn sure I'm doing her instead of playing a video game.