By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 16:20 - Canada - Milton

Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML
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thee_most_dope 30

"Fuckstick" is the only way to describe someone like that. Yuck.

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cadillacgal79 32

I foresee a FML from your mother in the future....

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CallMeWindSock 24

I foresee an FML in your mom's future

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chefcow 17

I'd like to know why #1 got so many less likes than #2 when they basically posted the same thing

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cadillacgal79 32

Earlier he did not have that typed down.

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cadillacgal79 32

I foresee a FML from your mother in the future....

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nataliewby 25

"Today, I found out my son has been combing his pubes with my toothbrush. FML"

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alpacalipss 9

'today, i found three strands of curly black pubic hair in my toothbrush before i brushed. i think they're my son's. FML'

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thee_most_dope 30

"Fuckstick" is the only way to describe someone like that. Yuck.

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

After coming across that word, "fuckstick," I read it aloud several times. It has a nice ring to it.

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xninix_fml 36

I think that's going to my new favorite insult :)

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devildog562 33

Anyone else wonder what he uses the floss for ?

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malea_17 16

That's not a FML for you that's a fml for your mom! Be generous and throw the toothbrush away and buy her a new one.

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Mauskau 35

Wtf why would you even need to comb your pubes? Might want to tell your mum...

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devildog562 33

I comb my beard when it's long but, I don't think I have ever had puns long enough to brush, or a desire to brush them.

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DiamondGirlj 18

A beard and pubes are two different things

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tj4234 35

Actually, beards are pubic hair. Just on the face instead. But they are still pubic hair.

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mattrd_fml 31

how is a beard pubic hair when it's not even in the pubic region?

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tantanpanda 26

facial hair = hair on the face pubic hair = hair in the pubic region

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Exodiafinder687 58

Well you can't expect him to use his own toothbrush can you? It's just common sense.

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