Embarrassing, Awkward and Work: So, have I got the job?

So, have I got the job?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Beaverton

Today, I had my first job interview after three years of unemployment. I was so happy that I broke down into tears the moment I saw the interviewer. Great first impression. FML

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TehAnderz 11

Monday 10 March 2014 23:07

Don't worry OP everyone has their moments sometimes.

sheepguy1 7

Monday 10 March 2014 23:09

Just say that you're so happy about the job that you're in tears! :)

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Omniprism 14

Tuesday 11 March 2014 16:30

I would have told him the reason I was crying.

Lang88 13

Tuesday 11 March 2014 22:20

The US can be so cruel when it comes to employment. They set you up to fail. Better luck next time.

deavin2013 10

Wednesday 12 March 2014 5:51

OP I hope you got the job. Good luck and best wishes :-)

poulet101 3

Wednesday 12 March 2014 13:02

Sounds like something my brother would do! hahaha

RANDALL4801 11

Wednesday 12 March 2014 18:23

yet u have an expensive phone... yeah

isisorchid 16

Wednesday 12 March 2014 19:19

Aww bless! I've been there. Don't worry. :)

stepmommy 5

Friday 14 March 2014 4:28

hope you had some kind of disability during those three years because being unemployed that long is pathetic otherwise

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