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By HairyBoobs - 05/11/2009 14:22 - United States

Today, I nearly sliced my nipple off while shaving my chest and had to go to the ER. Turns out it was a teaching hospital so I got to explain in front of two doctors and eight med students how, even though I'm a woman, my nipples are so hairy I have to shave them. FML

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By anonymous - 04/08/2015 20:56 - United States - Ballwin

Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML

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By deerling - 06/03/2019 18:00

Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML

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By tas2013kid - 01/12/2020 17:03 - Taiwan

Today, I found out I had three strands of pubic hair beside my nipple, so I decided to cut it off with a scissor since I'm going swimming tomorrow. In an attempt to cut off my third strand, I instead excised the cap of my left nipple. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 19:15 - Italy - Catanzaro

Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML

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So painful

By Anonymous - 30/01/2020 03:00

Today, my sister caught me bent over trying to trim my pubic hairs. She took a photo of my spread ass as a joke and scared me so bad, I cut my clitoris. Currently in hospital hopped up on the really good morphine for the excruciating pain. Oh, and the stitches, God, I can't forget the stitches. FML

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Bailed out

By Why's it so cold in here? - 01/02/2015 18:13 - United States

Today, after getting home from being in the field for a week, my wife who's a nurse, convinced me I had a spider bite on my penis. After rushing to the ER and standing nude in a cold exam room while the ER staff checked me out, I learned it's just an ingrown hair. FML

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Body modification

By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 14:00

Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML

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Slice of life

By Eleanor - 19/02/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I tripped and fell on my open dishwasher, right onto a carving knife. I'm mostly ok, except that my nipple has been sliced neatly in half. Seriously, the two halves keep flapping open like a little mouth. It would be funnier if it wasn't so painful. FML

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Sliced

By Anonymous - 18/04/2023 18:00

Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML

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By sorethumb - 15/12/2015 23:39 - United Kingdom - Bookham

Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML

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Thursday 5 November 2009 20:09

Next time - pluck.

HookEmTexas07 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 20:11

Ah, that sucks there were all those med students there. Then again, watching doctors in the field is the breast way to learn.

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ericasthename 0

Friday 6 November 2009 1:02

:( I don't know how I feel about this but that would still be embarassing anyways. fyl

failsatlife23 0

Friday 6 November 2009 1:09

hair on your NIPPS? ttly weird

Aha09 1

Friday 6 November 2009 1:35

Nipple-free is the way to be, kids.

cheetahboo2010 5

Friday 6 November 2009 1:58

Wax 'em, that should be fuuuun ;) FYL

Starbucksgirl 0

Friday 6 November 2009 2:06

Honestly, I have hairy nipples myself. When I had my first boyfriend a few years ago I made the mistake of shaving them because my d-bag boytoy didn't like them and ripped one out with his teeth. Then they grew back a lot thicker. My boyfriend now is totally smitten with everything about me, so they don't bother him. I'm still embarassed by them so I just trim them with some scissors. (And since my nipples are inverted there isn't really any chance of them getting cut off)

reecescuphoe 0

Friday 6 November 2009 3:13

i..feel bad

cowgod 0

Friday 6 November 2009 3:38

would waxing completely rip off the nipple?

screwthat 0

Friday 6 November 2009 3:41

thats what am wondering about :P

wolfy_fml 5

Friday 6 November 2009 5:12

No, but it would ******* HURT. If anything, depilatory cream (Nair/Neet) would be best.

DeathShad0 1

Friday 6 November 2009 3:43

Yeah, yeah people. Were mammals, thus were hairy etc. etc... But what about excessive hair? I feel sorry for people who have that.

gmogos92 0

Friday 6 November 2009 4:05

legally, you arn't required to allow them to be there. they will use you as an example to a few med students, but you don't have to talk to any of them if you don't want to, and you don't have to let them into your room