So hott

By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

Spicy
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
I agree, your life sucks 66 764
You deserved it 15 173

Same thing different taste

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why were you having phone sex anyway? phone sex is lame

Haha I've done that before myself. Don't take it personally...unless it was during the day and not late at night.

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I agree with and have done the same as #9 haha

Maybe he already climaxed. Sex tends to make you sleepy.

This FML is as exciting as the phone sex apparently. *goes back to bed*

Something similar happened to me Only it was my friend's crush and he was trying to have phone sex with me, and even when I disagreed to do it, he chose to jerk off while I was on the phone anyways. I wasn't doing anything and he was moaning my name, suddenly everything stopped and he was breathing at a quiet, even pace.. I called his name a few times with no response, then I hung up, called him back and he said "Sorry, fell asleep"

oh tell me about it, i was talking fairly dirty with my girlfriend (ex now with some questions still remaining about it, but still) when she went quiet too and i heard some weird sounds and so i turned up the volume and apparently she fell asleep too... bad thing about it? it was one-sided :(

FUCKMYLIFECUNT 0

haha phone sex? thats so gay. lol

FUCKMYLIFECUNT 0

that wouldnt even go under the sex category, more like the misc category

Ever thought that maybe they were away from one another and missed each other and that's why they were having phone sex in the first place?

DannyPenguin 0

minus the phone. now, to quote a friend: "duude.... her breast looked like a pillow" lmao :D