Poopoo peepee, Awkward and Kids: So pissed

So pissed

By soaked - 25/02/2013 19:16 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was babysitting, and I had to pee really, really badly. I couldn't figure out how to get the stupid toilet lock off, and ended up pissing myself. As I stood in the bathroom in tears, their child screamed, "No, no, pee-pee in the POTTY!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 563

You deserved it 9 078

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By fired - 13/05/2012 06:26 - United States - Portland

Today, I really had to pee while babysitting. Normally this isn't a problem, except the kids were sleeping and going potty would wake them up right before their parents were due home. Desperate, I decided to pee in a cup in the kitchen and wash it down the sink. Their parents came home mid-stream. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 669

You deserved it 47 001

By Overflow - 16/08/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I was desperate to teach my 2-year old to use her potty. I had to pee, and thought maybe she would learn by watching me use it. Everything was going well, until I realized that I had a long pee. So long that it overfilled her potty all over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 256

You deserved it 63 137

By angie24w - 07/08/2018 23:30

Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 827

You deserved it 192

By peepants - 04/06/2019 14:00

Today, I was in a public restroom with my one-year old. I had no idea he could reach the lock until he opened the door and ran out. In my haste to catch him, I not only peed all over my pants that were still around my ankles, I faceplanted on the nasty, moist bathroom floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 222

You deserved it 334

By Cuzles - 23/03/2011 16:11 - United States

Today, I locked the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in and make a mess. I crapped my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 594

You deserved it 36 224

By Pisspants - 17/09/2016 04:39 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 144

You deserved it 2 839

By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 606

You deserved it 3 175

By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I had to pee really bad so I tried to unlock my door as fast as I could. I put my key in and turned it too hard, the key snapped inside. I ended up peeing on myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 897

You deserved it 13 669

By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 547

You deserved it 5 212

By Lydlsis - 30/10/2015 23:53 - United States

Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 752

You deserved it 4 623

Sunkistlover718 21

Monday 25 February 2013 23:10

Hey, at least the kid's got it down.

Fsvb 32

Monday 25 February 2013 23:10

A toilet lock? As in, a lock on the toilet? I have never heard of this.

Comments

Shadowlainx 11

Tuesday 26 February 2013 16:06

Lmao I couldn't help but laugh because that kid is adorable tellin you how to use the bathroom

Omniprism 14

Tuesday 26 February 2013 17:11

Pee in the sink. I would have done that than pee myself.

chuckcloninger 12

Tuesday 26 February 2013 17:17

Could you not have closed the door and sat on the side of the tub and peed? Then I think I would have spent some time figuring out the lock. And in this day and age who ever hear of a one toilet home?

loccsta83 5

Tuesday 26 February 2013 18:17

Why didn't u pee in the shower dumbo

sythe511 28

Tuesday 26 February 2013 20:13

Well maybe you shouldn't have waited so long

jbicchinella 4

Tuesday 26 February 2013 21:14

Are you a ******* moron?

WonkeyDonkey 10

Tuesday 26 February 2013 22:04

Am guessing the toilet lock is to prevent the kid/s from drinking, diving and drowning in the porcelain fountain ;) that sucks though OP. they are lucky it wasn't me. If I were in your shoes I would of pissed in the first thing that caught my eye (from the bath tub to a saucepan to a kids potty) nothing's safe LOL