So romantic

By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 05:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
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Mirorbo 26

And a genius he is not if he really thought that was a brilliant idea to confess.

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Pleonasm 35

I don't usually say dump him, but if he really is with you JUST for that reason , then you should reconsider. Time won't Mendel the damage that will be done by a relationship where he doesn't care; maybe give yourselves a break Faraday to think about what you mean to each other?

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LittlestPrincess 21

are you sure he didnt say that as a joke? sounds like something my bf would do :)

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MrsPegg 45

I was thinking something along the lines of this too. Maybe he was attempting to compliment her by saying (albeit in a horrible tasteful way) that she makes him feel good about himself. Guys need to feel special too; but, considering she posted this to FML, I don't think it was in a complimentary way :/

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Carlitosfmc 18

Elle Woods teach us a lesson in Legally Blonde. Do like her!

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clueless05 12

"You got into Harvard?" "What? Like its hard!"

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HeyArnold91 8

Hopefully he was joking. I don't think he would blatantly say that to you

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freedomofmusic 12

And that's why you don't go fishing for compliments. I'm sure he was joking!

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ElmoSaysSquishy 28

She wasn't fishing for compliments, she was asking a genuine question.

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freedomofmusic 12

Who asks a question like that if they're not looking to hear about how great they are?

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sicksadworld1317 30

This is why we should all have learned how to spell antidisestablishmentarianism early in life. You could have made his jaw drop. Oh well. For some of us, I guess it's just a good thing we're pretty.

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SuperDanielNL 23

Well that's not nice, he could have at least lied somekind of romantic stuff...

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rogerdodgeroz 4

That means ur dumb , but he loves u anyway , it's like a compliment only ruder

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xXKaanaXx 7

English, ************. Do you SPEAK IT?

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dirton89 7

Obviously, he's still not a smart guy with a reason like that.

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