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I always ask, "who sings that?" and when they reply with their answer, say "Let's keep it that way."
My mother has been doing that since the beginning of november. Her singing is terrible. Not to mention since then she's been complaining our local supermarket isn't playing christmas songs yet. This holiday makes some people unbearable.
Breaking news : Not everyone has nice parents. I was told the same thing about my father and i don't miss him one bit. Just because my mother sings the same cheesy songs for 2 months 24/7 doesn't mean she isn't abusive the rest of the time. I'm sorry, next time maybe i should put "ps: she's a jerk all the time" so people don't jump on the "be grateful you have a mom" wagon. And having only one of something doesn't make it good by the way.
Just email her some nice little sayings about her musical talent and itll go down a bit.
Put a video of her signing on YouTube and send her the link. That'll shut her up.
Or you know, you could have some respect and just ask her nicely or send her an email or something asking her to stop.
That would be considered a micro-aggression. Humiliating her on YouTube is perfectly acceptable, on the other hand Kids today!
Time to play TSO at max volume.
Maybe she's just performing her rendition of 'cat caught in a dryer'?
'Tis the season
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I always ask, "who sings that?" and when they reply with their answer, say "Let's keep it that way."
Hmmmm this reminds me of how people keep asking what song I'm humming cuz they can't tell from my lack of tone perception.