Soaking
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Honestly OP, why would your mom buy a car only to drive around in it?! Silly OP, they're more of a lawn ornament due to gas prices.
God forbid her car gets a sunburn also.
Sounds to me like sge has her priorities a little backward there. But hey, walking through pouring rain builds character!
Is she was able to pick him up , he wouldn't have been walking out in the rain in the first place.
wait for the rain to pass or learn how to dance in the rain
Did your mom drop out of school when she was a child? Or perhaps was she dropped on her head as a baby?
She was dropped from school on her head...
There is this crazy invention that'll keep you from getting wet in the rain, it's called rainclothes. A walk probably won't harm you.
...because everybody can pull rain clothes out of their butt.
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Well, next time she asks you to wash her car tell her the same thing.
Yeah, because it has an allergy to water. Come on, you should know better.