Soaking
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I see a bucket of water and an accidental slip..
Big gas problem.
wtf the car would dry
Quit your bitching! Are you made of sugar? I had to walk a mile to school and back, and it was literally uphill both ways. What's worse than that? They never shoveled the damn sidewalk! I'm from Minnesota, and I'm naturally tiny. I felt like I was on the Double Dare course everyday. I made it fun by sledding down one hill using my backpack or jacket.
You wanna know what's worse than that? Being a self-centered person who doesn't even care enough for their own flesh and blood to pick them up when the only "problem" is getting your car wet. Bad, huh?
And don't forget the 3-4 hours of chores before a school.
Haha unconditional Love can you feel it
Well it looks like you have only one option... Kill your mommy.
I'm thinking that, or maybe it's a muddy area and you know how that gets caught in the tires and then sprayed all over the sides of the car. Can't say I blame her if it's brand new, I tried keeping mine spotless as long as possible too.
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Well, next time she asks you to wash her car tell her the same thing.
Yeah, because it has an allergy to water. Come on, you should know better.