Cars and Miscellaneous: Soaking - FML

Soaking

By Anonymous - 04/06/2013 16:05 - United States

Today, I had to walk home in the rain because my mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML

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By blahmina - 23/01/2009 15:18 - United States

Today, I had to walk home from school in the rain, because my mom "didn't have a car to pick me up in". But when I got home, the car had magically appeared. Just great. FML

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By me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

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By ants9omarching - 10/03/2011 01:48 - United States

Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML

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By Furry - 02/12/2009 18:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML

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Stop! Thief!

By kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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By Username - 06/06/2011 03:29 - United States

Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML

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All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff

Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML

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Alanis Morissette reference

By mei-ah - 12/06/2021 00:01

Today, my mom screamed at me to the point of tears, because it rained on her birthday. FML

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Get Back

By FriendsSuck - 06/07/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I was leaving a cafe with some of my friends. I had to sit in the back of the car by myself. I opened the door when I saw an old woman needing help getting to her car because it was raining. I shut the door and went to help. My friends thought I had gotten in. I was left in the rain with no phone. FML

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By HiRveryone - 05/03/2018 19:08 - United States - Centre

Today, I had to be the designated driver for my mom and aunt. While driving them home, my aunt threw up on the car floor and my mom peed her pants, leaving a puddle in the seat. It was my car. FML

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Doxy 22

Tuesday 4 June 2013 19:57

Well, next time she asks you to wash her car tell her the same thing.

Welshite 39

Tuesday 4 June 2013 19:55

Yeah, because it has an allergy to water. Come on, you should know better.

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KaitlynNeal 13

Tuesday 4 June 2013 23:43

I would have walked home and dumped water on it

xTrepidation 14

Wednesday 5 June 2013 0:01

She'll get over the phase eventually. Question is how long... I'd bring a raincoat and boots in my backpack for awhile just to be safe.

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 5 June 2013 0:49

She'll have a hell of a time when it's time to wash it...

captainleezy 10

Wednesday 5 June 2013 1:05

What? The car is going to melt? Tell her to get over it!!

kenoswild 14

Wednesday 5 June 2013 1:07

I guess she wanted to retain the new car smell also....

sassy2085 16

Wednesday 5 June 2013 3:35

I feel your pain my ex husband was the same I would have to catch the bus on days it rained because he didn't want to get his car wet. This is why he is my ex too OCD for my liking.

kingbrizo 24

Wednesday 5 June 2013 4:19

what does she think will happen when she goes for a car wash?

theworldismad 10

Wednesday 5 June 2013 4:55

because that makes perfect sense... sorry op, maybe next time try catching a ride with a friend? I know how it feels to walk alone in the rain. creepy

WaBrewer 11

Wednesday 5 June 2013 5:07

Your mother is a bitch, and a dumb ass.

ravenxcorvinus 9

Wednesday 5 June 2013 5:08

sounds a lot like my mother... soon she'll call your mobile phone provider and report your phone as stolen, all whilst giving your mobile a ring to notify you that your mobile phone has been stolen and she's shutting it off.

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