By kwill256 - 15/09/2016 10:21 - Australia

Today, I had an argument with my partner, which resulted in us breaking up and me leaving. I drove for half an hour before I realised I had left my handbag, purse and licence at his place. I had to go ask for it back. FML
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SnapeIsGood 20

Why do people on this app always break up with their partner over one fight they had? Am I weird for talking it out with my partner?

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Tripartita 44

Earlier: "I can't stand feeling like you're always out to get me, constantly policing my actions. It's terrible and suffocating!" Later: "I just need to get a few things back." "Ma'am, if you really are who you say you are, you'll have no problem showing some proof of identity." "It's me, damnit!"

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NYM88 26

I think if he was a cop, it may be more of an FML.

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MidnaLink 33

Which I certainly hope he gave back. If he didn't, it just speaks volumes about his character.

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CliffyB03 28

It's not a matter of asking. You will get them back

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CamBamShamDaMan 26

Only a dick wouldn't give you your stuff back

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baby4mommy 27

There are a lot of people on this planet born with both the Y chromosome, and the normally associated appendage in their pants pockets. Unfortunately too many guys seem to let the little friend between their legs go to their heads; so yeah there are a lotta guys out their who behave like dicks!

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Kitten_love 22

No one has two Y chromosomes. Women have two X chromosomes. Men have one X and one Y chromosome...

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SnapeIsGood 20

Why do people on this app always break up with their partner over one fight they had? Am I weird for talking it out with my partner?

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Redgy22 26

Well, your assuming it's over just one fight. It could be over many things & this one fight was the breaking point. And sometimes talking it through doesn't work, but good for you that it has.

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SnapeIsGood 20

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Tripartita 44

I think it's weirder to visit a site dedicated to stories about the worst relationships, pets, kids, bosses, coworkers, and sexual encounters and be surprised when none of the relationships are as healthy as yours. These stories are the best of the worst. It also seems weird to presume you can fit all the nuance of a breakup argument into a lighthearted story about an awkward realization.

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DeadxManxWalking 27

It could be a build up to one big explosion and by that time they see no,way of resolving all of the issues and just walk away.

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Lalala579121 27

Did... Tripartita just make a serious comment? Uh oh, it must be a sign of the apocalypse.

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Tripartita 44

*out of breath* Don't worry! It's been difficult, but I think I might've counteracted the effects by posting a typo correction that doesn't actually make any sense. Time will tell if we're in the clear. Remain strong.

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Tripartita 44

Earlier: "I can't stand feeling like you're always out to get me, constantly policing my actions. It's terrible and suffocating!" Later: "I just need to get a few things back." "Ma'am, if you really are who you say you are, you'll have no problem showing some proof of identity." "It's me, damnit!"

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myGRAM 14

Honest question: what's the difference between a purse and a handbag?

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Redgy22 26

A purse can be carried over a shoulder, a handbag is just that. Something without straps that you carry in your hand. Sometimes also called a clutch, but all the terms are really interchangeable to most people.

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soullyfe 33

7: A purse can be considered something small that you could put your money in (or ID, etc.), and can be placed inside of a handbag. A handbag would be considered a bag, that you can carry over your shoulders or in your hands that holds slightly bigger items.

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sweetpotato301 7

In the UK (and I'm assuming Australia) a purse is a wallet. You can put it INTO a handbag. I think in America the words purse and handbag are pretty much interchangeable.

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iwillcallpolice 2

If you break up with your partner over one dissagreement, you get mad too easily. Especially when you get so mad that you forgot your handbag, purse, and license behind and don't realize it until half an hour later.

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sweetpotato301 7

We have no idea that that's what happened. It could've been building up for a while. The disagreement could've been so major that there was no hope of staying together. An FML can't come close to telling us the whole story.

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iwillcallpolice 2

If it was major she would have said major argument.

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Allornone 35

well, the argument ended with their breakup. I think it's safe to infer that it was major.

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RichardPencil 30

If he hadn't burned them before you got back, it means he still loves you.

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askullnamedbilly 33

Oooooor he isn't a petty piece of trash. Either of those two options.

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RichardPencil 30

Hey, let's give this guy the benefit of the doubt -- maybe he was just emotionally distraught. Just because I, um, I mean, he torched her shit after she left doesn't mean I, um, he is a petty piece of shit.

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ab290 10

who carries both a handbag and a purse O.o

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sweetpotato301 7

In some countries a purse is basically a wallet

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