Love: Socks 4 Life

Socks 4 Life

By Socklessandsmelly - 26/05/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML

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You deserved it 47 436

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By CuteFeeties - 07/08/2022 18:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my boyfriend took me on a drive while he did some errands. I waited for him in the car with my bare feet on his dashboard, like I usually do. As I waited, I noticed a woman blatantly taking pictures of my feet from across the lot, and she winked at me. I cowered in my seat until he came back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 825

You deserved it 332

By Hannah - 17/06/2011 21:24 - Ireland

Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 206

You deserved it 33 680

That one weird friend

By MsSmellyFeet - 16/11/2022 04:00 - United States - Bedford

Today, my friend and I went back to my house after a gym session. After I took my shoes and socks off in the foyer, I told her to wait while I brought some post-workout smoothies. I came back to find her sniffing my socks. She stared back at me for a bit, said, "Uh, catch ya later", and left with my socks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 873

You deserved it 137

By BiteMe14 - 07/01/2011 19:10 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 830

You deserved it 7 403

By Walk of Shame - 13/11/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 465

You deserved it 6 020

Locks are useful

By mjayne17 - 21/03/2009 19:04 - Canada

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walked in. After a long, awkward pause, she said, "I like your socks" and walked out. She's a teacher at my high school. I have to see her every day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 024

You deserved it 22 282

Toot toot

By gassy - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 249

You deserved it 36 065

The pits

By BFF4L - 12/02/2024 22:00 - Canada

Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 210

You deserved it 346

Foot soldier

By Anonymous - 22/08/2023 22:00

Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work. By lunchtime, my feet were covered in blisters and I had to limp my way through the rest of the day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 522

You deserved it 378

Volunteering gone too far

By Tattooed and Sexy - 18/06/2023 22:00

Today, I volunteered at a 50 km trail race for charity and was at the service of a walker. It was fun until after the walk was completed, when he made me take off his boots and socks, and massage his big, super stinky, sweaty bare feet. His putrid feet were inches from my face the entire time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 657

You deserved it 218

cBlackout 13

Sunday 25 December 2011 3:17

I know, I hate when people don't put deodorant on their feet. Read the FML before you comment please.

b00mc1ap 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 16:15

#3 deodorant on ur feet?

Comments

chevy1969 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 6:42

2 nd comment!!

powerslave117 0

Monday 31 January 2011 7:41

ohh ****** yea I love feet I just wanna lick ur feet clean and sniff em and smell them than get a foot job from u than lick those sexy filthy disgusting ******* clean than I would smell all ur socks and than lick some more of your filthy disgusting smelly sweaty dirty perfect feet and than I'd lick all your socks clean and lick ur leg all the way to ur disgusting filthy gross motherfucking sexy tasty feet for the rest of my ******* life FoOT fetish FTW

What_Willis_is_t 1

Saturday 19 March 2011 15:43

Are those your feet? No Sir, they are my hands.

Itssoxoxrash4_ 2

Thursday 28 April 2011 2:47

what a jerk

Arzee_fml_fml 0

Monday 2 May 2011 17:55

Seven hours?? Geez...try 12... With no b.o. That's not lady like...

purebliss7 6

Saturday 5 November 2011 4:53

you must have some fowl smelling shoes for your feet to stink that bad....

megaboo310 4

Tuesday 7 August 2012 18:40

Feet can make life stink... Lol

Primmly 11

Monday 24 September 2012 8:26

So go soak them in the tub... Feels good after a long day :)

gators1995 30

Saturday 6 July 2013 22:21

You could have asked him if you could wash your feet.

heyheyitshailey 17

Tuesday 26 January 2016 14:14

OP I understand. Im a waitress and many days I put in 9 or 10 hours of work constantly on my feet. I understand the need to just free your feet as soon as you get in the chicle I go home. I always take my shoes of in the truck after work and y boyfriend deals with my feet, smell or no smell.