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By Atomic_Tangerine - 29/06/2009 23:07 - United States

Today, my mom, sister, and I were talking about a friend's girlfriend. My sister's opinion of her was that she was cute but not hot. My mom agreed, saying that she didn't think that someone without boobs could EVER be hot. She then looked at me and said, "No offense." FML

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By Dasani - 16/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML

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By Miami6and3 - 26/08/2013 18:22 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML

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By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

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By UHM - 06/10/2013 21:54 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 20:32 - United States

Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML

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Unnecessary

By Ava K - 01/10/2019 16:02 - United States - San Diego

Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML

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Boobaloo

By nerdlette - 15/03/2014 19:34 - United States - Newport News

Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML

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You deserved it 4 034

By Duckie W - 13/02/2009 01:24 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML

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By UglySister - 02/12/2009 22:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML

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Justboy 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 9:16

No worries mate, chin up! I much prefer small boobs on a woman its way hotter. And just think of the state the big ones are gonna be when they're older, no one wants to see that!

cms70 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 9:14

Don't worry not everyone is into big boobs. My boyfriend hates big boobs.

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Sigel 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 3:20

Its who a woman is that makes her hot, not her bra size.

JayRoof 0

Friday 3 December 2010 23:58

Joey Lauren Adams

jack1001 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 18:04

I dont think fake breasts attract men.Other attributes of women also count.

CameronJak 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 22:59

The correct response would of ben OP: Oh ya a women with a black eye would have a terrible life too! mom: What... *CRACK*

iloveyouxx121 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 3:02

oah! that's so meaaan! I'm the same :(

vampire1618 5

Monday 13 June 2011 5:42

i was an A cup and my guy friends constantly made A cup jokes at me, then I eventually moved to a 34 B and my one friend not realizing it made a A cup joke and I was like "Hah no! Not anymore! I'm a B now!" and he goes "so a fruit cup?" and my friend Bobby and I looked at him and were like "no..." random story, but yeah I don't think that's nessercerily (spelling) true.

neongurl98 10

Sunday 31 July 2011 15:05

Haha, that's funny! And to the douche bags out there saying plastic surgery is the answer can go screw themselves! Most girls prefer not to get plastic surgery!

briissocoollike 8

Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:17

Not everyone can have big boobs by the way I love ur username it'd be a great band name maybe you'll see me use it one day...

varkey 7

Tuesday 20 September 2011 2:38

I disagree, I think anything between A and D doesn't really matter as long as the girl has a pretty face. AA- or E+, ok that's slightly off putting but still not that bad. Anyway, plastic surgery is worse. FYL cuz your mom said that though.