Gross, Teachers and Kids: Something

Something

By Kidsthesedays - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Saint Neots

Today, a kid came into the classroom I teach in to tell me there was "something" in the girls' toilets. "What kind of something?" I asked. I was not expecting the answer, "A period mural." FML

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You deserved it 3 336

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By anonymous - 09/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML

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By shitttyyyday - 14/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 02:00

Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML

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By IPityTheStool - 09/06/2011 13:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by, "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. Then we continued to chat. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2015 01:15 - United States - Mountain View

Today, at a public restroom, I caught my extremely eco-friendly daughter, who was on her period, looking through the trash. When I asked why, she said, "Because I'm looking for pads to use. It'll mean less garbage." I then had to lecture her in the public restroom about health and hygiene. FML

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You deserved it 2 612

Work sucks

By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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You deserved it 2 646

By inboxbuddies - 16/06/2009 10:35 - Saudi Arabia

Today, my daughter asked me if we could make sticker art. Of course I said it was OK so she went to get some stickers. I wondered where she was going when she walked into the bathroom, but I didn't ask. I left the room and when I came back, her paper was blank and my pads were stuck to the wall. FML

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You deserved it 5 964

By sciencenat - 14/01/2016 06:36 - France - V?lizy-villacoublay

Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML

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You deserved it 5 115

By iluvcoconutrough - 02/07/2009 04:34 - New Zealand

Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML

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You deserved it 22 429

By Crapper. - 16/09/2016 20:35 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML

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You deserved it 732

WinterChild 20

Tuesday 10 November 2015 8:06

Okay Carrie

betweenwinds 18

Tuesday 10 November 2015 8:05

They were right. That's certainly something.

Comments

writerchic85 25

Tuesday 10 November 2015 12:53

The sad thing is I'm sure there is some progressive performance artist somewhere who has done this and made a million dollars.

NakedandAfraid 14

Tuesday 10 November 2015 20:06

i actually have seen a video of a woman who uses her period blood to make paintings. ... sorry

lvg_fml 10

Tuesday 10 November 2015 13:09

Actually f the janitors life

meisiemeisie 8

Tuesday 10 November 2015 13:26

REDRUMMMMM!

amanda810 10

Tuesday 10 November 2015 13:46

HERE'S JOHNNIE!

mkayden 23

Tuesday 10 November 2015 15:20

Taking a stance against the tampontax?

FenHarel 9

Tuesday 10 November 2015 16:33

Plug it up! Plug it up! Plug it up!

mezochan 29

Tuesday 10 November 2015 18:51

I feel worse for whoever has to clean that up. Ugh.

Benmantha 31

Tuesday 10 November 2015 19:00

Still better than a Basilisk.

samlovesham1234 9

Tuesday 10 November 2015 20:35

Someone stuck used pads to the wall?

msteachernerd 6

Wednesday 11 November 2015 2:56

The chamber of secrets has been opened. Enemies of the heir...beware!

tomvertigo 17

Wednesday 11 November 2015 4:33

I stopped at a BP gas station in Georgia and the mens room walls had words scribed in feces all over the walls and the floor was caked in dried excrement; the odor that of a ruptured septic tank mixed with dried, farm-grade manure. Needless to say I peed outside on the side of the building.