Love: Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked... - FML

By Random - 04/04/2017 07:00 - Canada - Langley

Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 05:01 - United States - Gilbert

Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

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By hatethatiloveyou - 10/02/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML

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Confused

By Miranda - 07/06/2020 17:06

Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML

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By hcditfi5foygy - 23/07/2018 19:04

Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML

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By anonymous - 15/01/2012 05:58 - United States

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

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Good bye!

By Anonymous - 19/01/2020 20:00

Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and instead of talking to him I burped, and he just walked away. FML

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Overcompensating

By Anonymous - 28/03/2023 14:00

Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my crush how I feel about them. I poured my heart out, only for them to tell me that they're already seeing someone else. To make matters worse, they then asked me for advice on how to impress their new partner. FML

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By RoseTylerTheDoctor - 11/06/2017 06:00 - United States - Boise

Today, I told my crush how I feel about him. It's been over 12 hours and he still says he's thinking about it. I asked him about it ; he says he's thinking of how to reject me. FML

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By Disappointed - 26/05/2016 20:27 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 4 April 2017 16:42

Some people panic when their dreams come true. Keep after him until he processes it and can return your love. It may take a long time and you may violate some restraining orders, but it's so worth it!

neuronerd 28

Wednesday 5 April 2017 0:03

Don't worry OP, I got those reactions in middle and high school. I don't anymore, and several of the guys who used to make fun of me back then have since asked me out (to which I responded by laughing at them). Some of us just take longer to reach swan status.

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 4 April 2017 16:42

Some people panic when their dreams come true. Keep after him until he processes it and can return your love. It may take a long time and you may violate some restraining orders, but it's so worth it!

species4872 19

Tuesday 4 April 2017 19:35

Sooo, the stalker classes didn't help?

SqurtieMan 10

Tuesday 4 April 2017 21:57

"Fvck this shjt I'm out"

neuronerd 28

Wednesday 5 April 2017 0:03

Don't worry OP, I got those reactions in middle and high school. I don't anymore, and several of the guys who used to make fun of me back then have since asked me out (to which I responded by laughing at them). Some of us just take longer to reach swan status.

cm5579 1

Wednesday 5 April 2017 4:17

yo this is so me

blupenguin29 14

Thursday 6 April 2017 2:23

I can relate to this on a spiritual level. Don't worry OP, your time will come.

Cali 54

Friday 7 April 2017 12:32

...and if it doesn't, there's always pizza and Netflix! A lifetime of happiness awaits!

my2centsworth 15

Thursday 6 April 2017 6:57

I'm sorry that happened to you but I am impressed by your courage in telling the person rather than waiting for them to notice you.

DudeistPriest 2

Monday 10 April 2017 21:30

Well, you've got one of two explanations. One, he's interested but didn't know how to react (it happens); two, he's NOT interested, and walked away instead of blurting out something hurtful. You already jumped the big hurdle, so just asking him what's up isn't any big deal. Just be prepared in case it's the second explanation.

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Today, it’s the anniversary of my mother’s death. My stepmom decided that since I’m not unusually sad or crying, it must mean I didn’t care that my own mom is dead, and am therefore a psychopath. Anniversaries mean nothing to me. FML

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Today, I had a dream where I was cuddling with a girl. She rolled over to face me, snuggled up into the crook of my neck, then muttered in disgust, "Ugh, your breath stinks!" Cock-blocked in my own dreams. FML

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