Death and Health: Sorry for your loss

Sorry for your loss

By dpod121 - 04/03/2010 19:41 - United States

Today, I got a call from my optometrist. I ignored the call, because I already knew I had my appointment tomorrow. When I listened to my messages later, I found out it was from his secretary, saying all of his appointments have been canceled due to him passing away last night. FML

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By ohboy - 06/03/2009 00:51 - United States

Today, I was supposed to see an apartment. Thirty minutes after I was to meet the owner, she still hadn't shown. I called her. When I got no response, I was annoyed and kept calling. Finally, she answered, said, "I'm in the hospital with my father. He just died. Please stop calling me," and hung up. FML

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By in pain and tardy - 11/03/2016 23:00 - United States - Easthampton

Today, I had a doctor's appointment. I arrived early so I could check in with the receptionists about this weird communication mixup that's caused me to miss my last two appointments. Despite what my appointment card said, I arrived to find the office closed. FML

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It's all too much

By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 19:01 - United States - Steele

Today, I took a day off from work for a doctor's appointment. It ended up taking a lot longer than I expected, because while I was on my way, my mom called to inform me that my great aunt passed away this morning. As a result, I showed up extremely late and was berated. And the worst part? It's my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 08:50 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my doctor died. Last week, after a check up I'd had because I was worried about a cough, he told me not to worry because I was as healthy as he was. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 06:41 - United States

Today, I called a guy who had requested a free marketing consultation for his funeral home through the internet a couple of days ago. When I got through, the receptionist seemed a little taken back by me wanting to talk to him. He had died and was buried yesterday. FML

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By sick - 06/10/2010 03:20 - United States

Today, I got up and left for work despite being really sick, because I had a big meeting. Halfway to work, in deadlocked traffic, my boss texts me to let me know he's rescheduling the meeting to tomorrow because of personal conflicts. FML

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By GamerAM - 27/06/2019 22:23

Today, after over a week of trying to get a hold of my doctor for a much-needed medication refill, he finally called back. Too bad my phone got unplugged and died in the middle of the night. FML

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By ihateoldmagazines - 27/01/2011 21:31 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office for an appointment. After waiting for ages, I asked the receptionist what the delay was. Apparently, I had no standing appointment today. This is coming from the same receptionist who checked me in nearly two hours ago. FML

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Mix up

By Anonymous - 27/08/2024 16:00 - Australia

Today, I got a text from an unknown number that said, "Are you free tonight?" Thinking it was a friend messing around, I responded with, "Only if you're buying booze and dinner." The reply a few minutes later was, "This is Dr. Peters, your dentist. You missed your appointment today. You need to reschedule." FML

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DOA

By Nasu Johi - 06/09/2018 00:00 - United States - New York

Today, as a CNA, I had to go through the belongings of a patient. His phone rang and I answered - it was his boss. As I explained, he cut me off and said to "drop the act" and "he better be there now or he's fired". He was pronounced dead-on-arrival. FML

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connorpwns93 0

Friday 5 March 2010 1:40

i had to read this a couple times to try and figure out what the FML is and I still don't know

ImaginaryFoe 0

Friday 5 March 2010 2:18

#30, the post isn't unclear. What is unclear is how this is an FML for the OP. What difference would answering the phone have made? Same outcome either way. Is OP seriously complaining because a doctor she sees once a year inconvenienced her? FHfamily'sL, not hers.

Comments

mxtn 0

Friday 5 March 2010 2:35

12, I don't like your grammar.

abudali911 3

Friday 5 March 2010 2:39

THIS IS NOT AN FML ITS A FHL YOU INCONSIDERATE BASTARD!

astro_plastic 0

Friday 5 March 2010 2:50

I feel so bad for you that he died. Now you'll have to wait, like, TWO WHOLE WEEKS to get new contacts. How shit like this gets approved is beyond me.

jessicajessicax 0

Friday 5 March 2010 2:55

apparently we have the same optometrist. I don't know about you, but we called him Dr. Buttercup.

turtles0706 0

Friday 5 March 2010 2:55

why is that an FML for you??

LikeOhMahGoose 0

Friday 5 March 2010 3:03

**** you OP. He died more like **** his life

LevyLove 17

Friday 5 March 2010 3:03

How is this an FML for u...? did u show up for the appt or something?

YOUbeTROLLIN 0

Friday 5 March 2010 3:08

wow. douche. You deserve having to deal with your guilt for not picking up the phone.

drinkmoxie 0

Friday 5 March 2010 3:17

How is this an FML he is the one who died not you not some one in your family. so does waking up and finding out you ran out of cream for your coffee also rate an FML in your life