Sorry sweaty

By smellychick - 14/03/2018 11:00 - United States - Hesperia

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me for being a "cheating whore" when he found men’s deodorant in my bathroom cabinet. I just have abnormally strong B.O. and men’s deodorant works better for me. According to him, "No girl sweats that much." FML
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Misoranomegami 16

Wow. Sorry to say it, but you're definitely better off without him. Plenty of women use men's deodorant. I do (and shower gel and shaving cream) because I'm allergic to most of the floral esters used to scent women's products. It's also less likely to contain antiperspirants which bother a lot of people.

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Yudith 24

Well, you dodged a sweaty bullet there. Don't sweat it, there are plenty more fish in the sea.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Couldn't he tell the smell is the same as what you usually smell like? My gf can tell if I switched deodorant.

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DanielleinDC 33

Your boyfriend is an asshole and an idiot and you are well rid of him.

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zuckerburg 21

If he didn't notice you wearing men's deodorant while you were dating, nor knew about your "abnormally strong BO that needs men deodorant" (I would imagine that would come up in conversation pretty quickly since you have this issue), then I have to unfortunately agree with him breaking up with you. There has been 0 cases in my friends, friends of friends and my life where men's deodorant left behind didn't indicate a cheating SO.

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ChromoTec 24

He seems like a sexist brat. You'll be better without him

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steeck1 6

Isn’t the active ingredient in most deodorant the same percentage as the other?

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TheLostCauseFML 40

I use Degree for Men. Works better than any crappy feminine deodorant I've ever had the displeasure of using.

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mssileas 25

Just get rid of him. What do you want with a grown man who still argues with "girls are not supposed to do this" and consequently with "I won't do this because I'm a MAN". **** that shit. Overly jealous and sexist, leave him and his genes die out from the gene pool please.

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jriley4u 17

Maybe you should try antiperspirant instead of deodorant. Deodorant sweats off after a short while. Antiperspirant sticks with you.

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