Sorry

By RaveCharlie - 18/04/2013 22:47 - United States

Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently, the first time she thought I was kidding. FML
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d4m4s74 12

People often ignore what they don't want to hear. Or you said it in a funny way, that could be it too.

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californiapoppy 11

Change your word choice.

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Original_Outcast 23

Just hope she doesn't go crazy ex-girl friend on you. Lock the doors and windows if she does!

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klovemachine 24

Buy new shampoo too :-O

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AboveAll04 14

its not you its me.

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annie_nk 22

Sounds like Stacy from Wayne's World. "Psycho hose beast".

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Enslaved 36

Double shwing for this reference! (: Party time, excellent!

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gracehi 31

Reminds me of Jane and Steve in the first episode of (British) Coupling. It's HILARIOUS! I highly recommend you YouTube it.

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annie_nk 22

"Stacy, we broke up two months ago." "Well that doesn't mean we still can't go out."

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onorexveritas 23

wow. or she's that psycho

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firefighter925 18

How'd you break up with her? "I'm breaking up with you ha psyche! jk na I really am"

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awkwardturtl3 3

because it's first the worst, second the best!

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Ha, I once resigned from a job on April Fool's Day, my boss didn't believe it at first either.

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interesting33 36

At least she got it the second time? it sounds like maybe for her it was a bit out of the blue and she wasn't expecting it.

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