Love: Sorry! - FML

Sorry!

By Tally - 24/09/2009 16:16 - Canada

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Today, I got flowers at work. I was excited, until I saw they were from a friend saying, "Sorry for sleeping with your boyfriend!" FML

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You deserved it 2 872

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By anonymous - 16/02/2015 12:57 - Australia - Rockdale

Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 623

You deserved it 2 982

Surprise indeed

By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 14:24 - Netherlands

Spicy

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend because he's been working extra hard these last two months. I went to his house only to find him in bed with another girl. Standing there, with fifteen roses in my hands, all he could say was, "Thank you, can you put them in a vase?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 265

You deserved it 3 729

By Azure_Mist - 27/01/2011 22:53 - United States

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 305

You deserved it 3 135

By Oh hells no - 16/09/2013 07:26 - United States - Los Altos

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 557

You deserved it 12 140

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By just say you want to leave! - 02/10/2023 16:00

Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML

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You deserved it 102

By nightowl506 - 21/11/2011 07:22 - United States

Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 912

You deserved it 4 034

By britney - 15/02/2010 02:54 - Canada

Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 130

You deserved it 5 600

Honey, you've got some explaining to do

By darren - 08/04/2024 18:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I went to surprise my girlfriend, who was at work at Target, with flowers. I asked the employee at the entrance if she was there. When he asked who I was, his face lit up red and he started profusely apologizing, stating, “She told me you guys broke up.” before guiding me to her area. News to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 561

You deserved it 94

By Anonymous - 02/07/2015 02:04 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 777

You deserved it 2 605

By damn - 04/01/2013 14:08 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 223

You deserved it 7 350

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Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 24 September 2009 20:01

Bring flowers to her funeral saying, "Sorry for killing you!" =)

WoolyWhoop 7

Thursday 24 September 2009 19:59

What a bitch.

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paivarotti 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 21:40

Sounds like a great advert for a florists. "Say sorry for sleeping with your best friend's boyfriend...with Geraniums!" Thanksgiving sale- 50% off.

_Noon_ 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 21:53

What a freaking bitch. And which flower company would agree with such text :S

gramie 8

Thursday 24 September 2009 22:22

Tulips on the organ are better than roses on the piano

kezzstar 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 22:29

Laxatives in chocolates anyone? That's what I'd do to her. Box of chocolates tainted with the stuff, with a note "No problem, you can keep him and his HIV." FYL.

sjks 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 22:54

YDI for sleeping with her boyfriend, ****

tazgrl 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 22:56

#53 ur an idiot. Do you know how to read? Her FRIEND slept with HER boyfriend.

sjks 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 23:02

ydi for falling for trolls

KillU2009 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 23:05

id put it in her ass

bosgurl90 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 23:11

Wow ur friends a BITCH!!! if she was really sorry shed at least have the balls to talk to u about it in person...oh and ur boyfriends a jurk too

tazgrl 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 23:22

oh really? such as?

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 23:28

You'll show her sorry when you stuff the colourful bastards down her throat. Or up her vag. Or both. Make sure they have mites.

jessxoxo28 5

Friday 25 September 2009 0:04

wow, ur best friends a bitch!!!! go kick her ass

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