Sounds nice

By sugarbeet - 04/12/2011 01:39 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was at my job as a bartender where I had to listen to a 40-something man with no legs drunkenly explain just how much he loves nipples. FML
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MsSoulReaper 27

Just go with it, poor man has no legs and he's drinking his sorrows away :/

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sskarma23 9

Hey it's the fisherman dude from family guy!

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stevenmx86 7

Well, hello. You're a bartender... Do you expect class? Don't.

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Famguy2083 0

Seriously is no one going to reference capt dan and forest gump at the bar on new years sad day and nipples are awesome unless there those burnt tater tot nipples

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kaykay20 0

You work at a bar where people get drink on a daily basis you should have know what to expect.

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MoZZie_fml 0

should have pulled up your shirt and asked what he thought of your nirps

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Epikouros 31

Of course the drunk having no legs is relevant. You could have put him on a chair at a table away from the bar. YDI.

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