Sounds nice

By sugarbeet - 04/12/2011 01:39 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was at my job as a bartender where I had to listen to a 40-something man with no legs drunkenly explain just how much he loves nipples. FML
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MsSoulReaper 27

Just go with it, poor man has no legs and he's drinking his sorrows away :/

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sskarma23 9

Hey it's the fisherman dude from family guy!

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Burn1 0

You lived more in that one man's story then you ever have before. Take notes.

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Bladian 5

Why is his lack of legs relevant? You sound shallow.

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Enslaved 36

Him not having legs may not seem relevant to you but it's part of his "description". I'm guessing the OP may have felt /sorry/ for him and listened rather than told him to "**** off" with his unwanted dirty talk.

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FYLDeep 25

You should explain to him how much you like legs.

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spatz447 3

I don't see how him being legless had anything to do with this?

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purple91 8

Maybe if you had of shown him yours he would have shut up?

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MwahFMLS 6

Well, did he follow it with that statement because you have nice nipples?

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carmenm 6

Why did you feel the need to write that he had no legs that was irrelevant..

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KociaQ 30

That's the life of a bartender, sadly.

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Enslaved 36

It could be.(: But as a bartender, you need to stay in control of your guest. Most places give bartenders the power to cut people off and bar them from returning. No amount of tip is worth feeling uncomfortable at your job.(:

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UrCapsLockOn 12

Who said that OP's a DUDE .. Maybe she's a GIRL and that's why it more like an FML

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