Spaghetti junction

By superjesse006 - 10/10/2009 07:23 - United States

Today, I was fired from a job I didn't have. The manager in charge of calling me to tell me if I got the job never called, and never called me back when I left messages. The only time he called me was to fire me for not coming to orientation, which, by the way, he never called to tell me about. FML
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ben_the_yid 0

well thats unlucky man good luck getting another job

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dfvervbthbrgvefc 0

Hi, my name is SaintJimmy and I like to take it up the butt with a 12 inch rotating bunny *****.

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plexico 3

You should sue for wrongful termination in a make-believe court, and blow your imaginary settlement on pretend beer, fake drugs and illusory ******. Only the masturbation will be real.

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DoingItWrong 0

wait ... does that mean you get unemployment?

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heyyyaubrey 9

you cant get unemployment if you get fired

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sXhizoXhino 0

Yes you can, you dont get unemployment if you quit

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stupiddumbblonde 0

lmao plexico. :)

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FerrariCake 2

Sounds like the company could use a new manager. Could be a better job opportunity for you.

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z411811 0

lol to say this really fast

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rollanderca 0

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2181359/how_to_find_clean_water_in_the_wilderness.html?cat=5

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haweb 0

Ok, crappy management skills. Why would you want to work there anyway?

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ohJeeznotme 7

I had that happen with my first job. I dropped off my paperwork and was told the manager would call me in a day or 2. She called about 5 days later because I didn't show up for my shift that I was never told I had.

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wutupbruh 0

i think it would have more funny if it was just "Today i got fired from a job i didn't have. FML."

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