Speak for yourself

By Anonymous - 21/08/2019 12:00

Today, I was at a fancy family dinner. The dish I'd made was served, and as we ate, I told my aunt that I was a total failure as a cook, explaining everything wrong about my dish, in painful detail. Apparently we'd both made the same dish. That one wasn't mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, my parents told me not to make plans for dinner as they were bringing it home. Normally, that would be great but they brought home slop from some buffet that had just opened. Everything was greasy, too salty, or bland. I told them they could have it, and made my own dinner. Now I'm being called, "The Food Network critic." FML

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PhoenixChick 26

Wednesday 21 August 2019 14:24

Don't put people in a position where they HAVE to eat food you made and then go on and on about how terrible it is. You're being annoying, maybe fishing for compliments, and definitely making it impossible for anyone to enjoy their food.

Amy78_fml 11

Wednesday 21 August 2019 12:47

Next time don't put yourself down so much. Not every recipe is going to work out. Also I don't think that I have ever been to a "fancy family dinner" that was also a pot luck and served by someone else. It is way too early/too late in the year for Thanksgiving FMLs.

Comments

julfunky 29

Wednesday 21 August 2019 12:08

YDI. Definitely. No one gives a shit about the “painful details” to begin with.

Amy78_fml 11

Wednesday 21 August 2019 12:47

Trinity Fenwick 7

Wednesday 21 August 2019 12:55

what you did was tacky to begin with even when you thought it was yours. the fact that it was hers just process the point. hope you've learned your lesson.

Yudith 24

Wednesday 21 August 2019 13:09

Morality: don't put yourself down. You deserve better. And you're a better cook than your aunt!

Sinshine 28

Wednesday 21 August 2019 13:12

Even if it had been yours, why would you talk down the food people are eating right now? Don't ruin the food for people.

PhoenixChick 26

Wednesday 21 August 2019 14:24

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 21 August 2019 16:20

A little unfortunate at the moment, but it’ll be a lot worse after the deluge ... of diarrhea. Your family will blame you and your aunt equally.

TxKitten79 10

Wednesday 21 August 2019 17:51

Did you not notice it was being served out a dish that looked different from the one you brought yours in?

Lily_Rain77 25

Wednesday 21 August 2019 19:32

In some cultures it's tradition to insult your own cooking, I don't know the exact protocol for when your cooking really sucks, if you're still suposed to insult it of not... sucks that it was hers though. Next time plan better so you don't end up with two of the same dish.