Lonely, Television and Miscellaneous: Speak to me

So sick of these "I'm so lonely" fmls! Get out of the house. Get a hobby. Join a club. Go on Chatroulette. Volunteer somewhere. Get a pet that can't run away from you.

berryblue 0

Friday 17 June 2011 14:04

go out and meet people so you wont be lonely

jewknowit710 2

Friday 17 June 2011 15:17

buy a hamster get a hobby or just b content with being a hermit

beastwill64 16

Friday 17 June 2011 15:25

the roaches in your basement should keep you company.

missy_n 0

Friday 17 June 2011 16:00

Go for a troll under the bridge.

hayliepoche 5

Friday 17 June 2011 18:02

I do that too.... is that weird?

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The Top

Today, my husband had confessed that we couldn't go on a vacation this spring because he was out of vacation time. He took two weeks off and pretended to go to work, then came home once I'd left. Another woman? No, some stupid shit in his video game called "Runescape Leagues." FML

I agree, your life sucks 500

You deserved it 148

Today, I was giving my guy a blowjob. When he blurted out, "Oh Jesus" I assumed I was doing a good job. I looked up to see the expression on his face and noticed a look of terror. He was staring at my growling cat, two seconds away from clawing his face off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 529

You deserved it 5 995

The Top

Today, I had sex with a new guy. After we were done, he noticed my lighter on my nightstand and said "I've always wanted to try that!" He put the lighter by his butt and fart into it, producing a flame. After, when he left, I sat there, naked, mortified. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 206

You deserved it 14 887

Today, I found multiple dating apps in my boyfriend's phone, hidden in a folder with his calculator and calendar. His excuse? He said he was never going to meet up with any of them, he just needed to have a back-up plan. We have been together for five years and live together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 143

You deserved it 128

Today, my ex asked me if I would reconsider a future with him. I said, “Only if we can learn to communicate effectively." He said, “Good talk, this time you actually got through to me.” Then he ceased all communication. FML

I agree, your life sucks 883

You deserved it 141

Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 653

You deserved it 134

Today, I got my hair trimmed to look fresh for my sister's wedding this week. The woman messed up so badly that the manager had to step in and fix it. I lost 8 inches of hair and my dad keeps telling me I look like a medieval stable boy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 206

You deserved it 367

Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 568

You deserved it 3 075