Lonely, Television and Miscellaneous: Speak to me

So sick of these "I'm so lonely" fmls! Get out of the house. Get a hobby. Join a club. Go on Chatroulette. Volunteer somewhere. Get a pet that can't run away from you.

berryblue 0

Friday 17 June 2011 14:04

go out and meet people so you wont be lonely

jewknowit710 2

Friday 17 June 2011 15:17

buy a hamster get a hobby or just b content with being a hermit

beastwill64 16

Friday 17 June 2011 15:25

the roaches in your basement should keep you company.

missy_n 0

Friday 17 June 2011 16:00

Go for a troll under the bridge.

hayliepoche 5

Friday 17 June 2011 18:02

I do that too.... is that weird?

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Today, I saw my specialist and I told her that one of my medications is messing with my head too much. I said that it’s making my depression so bad I have started cutting again, and want to walk in front of a truck. They said I just have to "suck it up". FML

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Today, I realized that I might be falling for a girl. She's fucking beautiful. She can't love me, I'm not good enough for her, and she's in love with someone else. Besides, I have a girlfriend but it never seems like we're close and I don't even know if I had a crush on her before, but I still love her as a friend and can't break her heart. FML

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Today, I got fired from my job at a library for hitting an old man with a book. In my defence, I had asked him about a massive water stain on a book he'd returned. He told me it was his cum, wanted to know if it excited me and then tried to touch my boobs. Dirty old pervert. FML

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